THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
First. you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Road construction sign woos motorists
"Danger Danger," ''High Voltage"
Updated: Friday, 28 May 2010, 7:28 AM EDT
Published : Friday, 28 May 2010, 7:28 AM EDT
STEVENS POINT, Wis. (AP) - A digital construction
sign along a central Wisconsin interstate has been
flashing a rock-inspired passionate message to passing
motorists.The sign near Stevens Point spelled out
"Danger Danger," ''High Voltage," ''When We Touch,
"When We Kiss," to rush-hour drivers Thursday.
The words are borrowed from the song "Danger! High
Voltage" by the Detroit-based rock band Electric Six.
James Bierman, co-owner of Central State Signing,
says a hacker must have changed the message board.
The black and orange construction sign was placed
on Interstate 39 because the state Department of
Transportation contracted with United Painting of Forest
Junction to repaint several overpasses in the area.
So, there ya have it. Times must be getting pretty
tough for hackers. Instead of hacking our email, and our
bank accounts, now they are hacking our road signs! Either
they are really bored, or they are really desperate!
OF course it could be that the economy has affected our
hackers too, and they have decided to move on to other things?
OR
Do you think they will hold our street signs hostage in
exchange for access to our bank accounts?
PERHAPS WE WILL NEVER KNOW
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
smile
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c011.html
a skinny prayer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c012.html
hairy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c013.html
more willing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c014.html
the party is even nicer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c015.html
cleavage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c016.html
the canary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c017.html
tragic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c018.html
help mom and dad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c019.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the telephone booth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9720.html
what he's really thinking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9721.html
flags
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9722.html
Tim Hawkins - The Government Can
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9723.html
MUSTANG SALLY - CHRIS NORMAN
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9724.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
photos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd134.html
Swiss tech.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd135.html
lessons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd136.html
no comment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd137.html
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Late in the day a wild man burst into the psychiatrist's
office. "Ya gotta help me!" he screamed, "I can't stop
thinking I'm a deck of cards!" Flushing with anger, the
doctor snapped, "Wait outside! I'll deal with you later!"
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Two gay guys are walking through a zoo... They come across
the gorillas and notice that the male gorilla has a
massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he
reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him,
drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours,
non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by....
When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the
hospital. A few days later, his friend visits him in the
hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called
....he hasn't written..."
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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has
something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she
thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating
the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
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Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor,"
she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive
for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's
bar mitzvah." "We'll try," he replied compassionately. In due
course Ada gratefully attended the festive rite of passage.
Some time later she again spoke to her doctor. "My granddaughter
is to be married in 18 months. Please help me to be able to
attend her wedding." "We'll do our best," he replied.
Ada happily attended her granddaughter's wedding.
Ten years passed. Ada visited her cardiologist regularly
and followed his instructions religiously. One morning she
called him. "Doctor," she began, "I'm feeling fine, but I have
another request to ask of you Remember how you saw me through
to my grandson's bar mitzvah?"
"Yes."
"And later how you helped me attend my granddaughter's wedding?"
"Yes."
"Well, as you know I've just celebrated my 80th birthday.
And I just bought myself a new mattress."
"Yes?"
"It has a 20-year guarantee..."
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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as former
President Clinton appeared on the television.
After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled:
"Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to
him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary
Clinton appeared on the television.
"She's a horse's ass too!" the man said.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood
up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must
be Clinton country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied, "Horse country!"
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A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks
them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more.
The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business,
but is also concerned.
"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""
The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and
had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our
next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the
bedspring just above a bowl of cream.
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another.
"So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says,
"It's worse than that.
The cream had been churned into butter."
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BUFFALO BILL
Making Up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sjks.htm
Mama's Boobs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aka.htm
Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajkak.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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