THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Age is strictly a case of Mind over matter.
If you don't mind, It doesn't matter.
-Jack Benny
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its kindof a tough day for me. When you do a page
like this, you have to adopt a morning "attitude"
Hey, its like if you ain't happy, how you gonna make
others happy, right? So here I sit trying to tell
jokes and be happy, but I am not happy.
And what makes the postman unhappy today? I had to part
with the motorcycle and I sold it yesterday.
That is a sad thing for me. Health was getting so I
could not ride it easily. And rather than risk injury
to myself or to others on the road, I did the right thing.
Seems like this old COPD/emphasyma thing just continues
to kick me in the pants:( ON to happy things...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
memory
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b030.html
wierd
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b031.html
not yet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b032.html
male
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b033.html
balin hay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b034.html
don't let men babysit!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b035.html
impossible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b036.html
who's the boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b037.html
whoops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b038.html
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Shirelles - Tonight's the night.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9698.html
Dennis the Menace
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9699.html
one day at the firedepartment..
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9694.html
the shredder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9695.html
a bomb scare
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9696.html
a parrot cries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9697.html
gymnasts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9700.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
your religion is not important
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/psp121.html
a monument
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/psp122.html
waterworld
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd123.html
bridges
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd124.html
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'Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and
Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can
feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure."
So Jesus gets up and says "I think I''ll walk on the
water that was always a good one." So Jesus walks over
to the edge of the boatsteps into the waterand sinks
like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and
revives him. Moses then says "What''s the problem?" and
Jesus says"I think its the holes in my feet!"'
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One day Harry went to the doctor
because he was always feeling tired.
He told his doctor "My energy is gone,
I no longer feel like doing all the
things around the house that I used to do."
When the examination was complete,
Harry said, "Now, Doc, I can take it.
Tell me in plain English,
what's wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English, Harry"
the doctor replied, "you're just plain lazy."
"Okay," Harry replied.
"Now give me the medical term
so I can tell my wife."
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Dick and Sandra were planning to go on a second
honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.
Sandra said, "Will we go to all the same places
that we did on our first honeymoon?"
"Uh huh," said Dick
"Will we do all the things that we did on our first
honeymoon?" asked Sandra . "Uh huh," said Dick.
"And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?"
asked Sandra. "That's right," said Dick,
"except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry,
'It's too big, it's too big!'"
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This guy comes back home from work to find his wife has
left him a note "Off to the grocery store". He hasn't been
"getting any" from her, so he decides this is his chance
and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick. He puts
the video in, and starts masturbating. He's about to
climax when all of a sudden his wife comes in, drops her
grocery bags, runs over and gives him the blowjob of his
life. Then she collects all the bags and goes to the kitchen.
The guy is sitting there, stunned, amazed at what just
happened. After a couple of minutes he regroups and goes
to the kitchen where he finds his wife chopping tomatoes.
He asks her: "We haven't had sex for over five years and
all of a sudden you come in and blow me. What happened?!".
To which his wife replied: "I just washed the floor this
morning. I would rather go brush my teeth than to have to
clean the floor again."
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Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences.
The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying
excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in
his younger days.The other gents nodded and agreed that,
indeed, would have been exciting.The second, a retired fireman,
related the tale of a huge fire at the university several years
back. There were flames, fire trucks from several area fire
departments, but the most exciting part were the naked coeds
jumping from their dorm windows into his arms.
The others gents agreed that had to be a very exciting time.
The third guy, a retired undertaker, started, "One night I
got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel
room. When I got there, the guy had a huge erection. I knew
there was no way I could get him through the lobby like that.
So I found an old broom and whacked that erection just as hard
as I could to make it go down." He paused.
The retired fireman asked, "So, how was that exciting?"
The undertaker answered, "Well, you see, I was in the wrong room."
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BUFFALO BILL
Gym
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dss.htm
Handling Road Rage
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbjkk.htm
Home & Garden TV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/allka.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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