THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!
For love of country they accepted death...
~James A. Garfield
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So how has your holiday been going?
I never know what to say .. is it proper
to wish people a Happy memorial day? Always
kinda seemed a bit sad to me, honoring our
dead. So, is this holiday supposed to be happy?
I dunno- to a lot of people it means merely
an extra day to bbq. For us here at the
postman house, it was typically quiet. She
had her weekend off last weekend. so she worked
this one. That is ok when you get a little
extra holiday pay in the check. ..she headed
over to to the flower shop and brought home
a bunch of marigolds, peonies, pansys and etc.
So she was busy digging in the dirt with any
spare time she had for the last
couple of days since Friday. Then, of course, we
had a graduation to go to, and there was a free
concert at the park to attend. I Went down to the
parade, but from the looks of things, it seemed
there were more people interested in grills yesterday
than old guys marching in faded uniforms. For me,
well, I spent the rest of yesterday watching
the Spike channel who was playing an all day
Star Wars marathon. That was pretty cool.
Do me a favor today? when you have a quiet moment,
think a little bout what they did for you today, ok?
Maybe say a prayer or whatever for em eh?
And for what it is worth, if you are a veteran today,
I want to thank you for doing your part to help make
me free. And what the h..whether its appropriate or not
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE VETERAN
It is the VETERAN,
not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the VETERAN,
not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the VETERAN,
not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the VETERAN,
not the campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the VETERAN,
not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the VETERAN,
not the politician,
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the VETERAN who
salutes the Flag,
It is the VETERAN
who serves
under the Flag,
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what did you do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c001.html
I predict
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c002.html
somewhere
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c003.html
what did you say?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c004.html
what a thought!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c005.html
Do you think Adam asked this?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c006.html
now THAT'S an explosion!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c007.html
a woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c008.html
pansis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Sister Strikes Again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9713.html
Janey Cutler - Britain's Got Talent 2010
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9714.html
just for laffs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9715.html
a leak
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9716.html
its a snake!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9717.html
ouch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9718.html
a true dick nose
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9719.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the explanation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd130.html
Adriana Fox
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd131.html
WTF?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd132.html
dangerous driving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd133.html
Two fellows were sitting in a bar and the one was
complaining about his current live-in girlfriend.
"I'm telling ya Sam, I've about had it with
her. She keeps bringing her work home night after
night. I'm seriously considering just moving out
and ending the relationship." "Well," replied his
buddy, "I can see how that could indeed be very
annoying. But having a girl who's interested in her
career is hardly a reason to break up."
"It is if your girlfriend's a hooker."
the first man maintained.
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A newly married man asked his redheaded trophy
wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't
left me a fortune?"
"Darlin'," she purred, "I'd have married you no
matter WHO left you a fortune!"
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A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put
his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and pushing the boots just didn't want
to go on. By the time she'd got the second boot on, she'd
worked up a sweat.That's when the little boy said,
"Mrs. Smith, they're on the
wrong feet."She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier getting them back off and re-put on the
correct feet. That's when the little boy said,
"These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue (who wants to swear at a 5 year old boy?)
and managed to keep her cool as together they worked 'em
back off.He said, "They're my brother's.
My mom made me wear them."
Mrs. Smith didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But she
mustered up the courage one more time to wrestle those
boots on his feet again.
"Now," she said, "where are your mittens?"
"I stuffed them in the toes of my boots."
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She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the
Cute Volkswagon with a bumper sticker that said,
"Grow your own Dope.
How sweet, I thought, must be a medical marijuana
patient. Then I noticed the rest of her message... "Plant a man."
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As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign:
"Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless old
hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him
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A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his
swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn't
find it, no matter how desperately he looked.
Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and tried to figure
out what to do. As he stood there up to his chest in water
and watched the young ladies in their bikinis, he was
additionally stressed to realize that he now sported a
raging hard on. Finally, he struck up a course of action.
He jumped violently out of the water and shouted loudly,
"Mad dog! Mad dog!" Although most of the others in the pool
began screaming in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct
course of action. She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened
him on the ground and straddled him yelling, "Quick! Let me
muzzle that son of a bitch before it gets away!"
BUFFALO BILL
Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asasda.htm
Lil Red Riding Hood Chunk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ewqwqw.htm
Lucky Louie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/assskla.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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