Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just a couple of comments ...
there were several reports today from people
who received double issues. No, Martin didn't
screw up, and no, you do not need to unsubscribe
once. Apparently yahoogroups just hiccupped once again
and when I approved this morning's issue, it sent
out double copies. It's done this before. We just
have to hope that the problem does not keep occuring.
Also, my thanks to all who sent in their power point
shows. Now we have plenty of pps to share with the
group and my thanks to each who contributed. If you
still want to send them, feel free. Not to worry, I
shall stock pile them for times to come!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the bank robbers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b001.html
hey pal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b002.html
peanuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b003.html
general store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b004.html
I'm a fag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b005.html
your computer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b006.html
marriage counselor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b007.html
procrastination
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b008.html
hey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Make Mine Freedom (1948)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9676.html
I'm nekkid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9677.html
I'll be right back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9678.html
mentos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9679.html
smart bird
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9680.html
that's gotta hurt!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9681.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd110.html
dear God
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd111.html
military
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd112.html
Amsterdam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd113.html
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties
in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and
sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ...
Enough times till her husband says...
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that...
I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa."
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Two college coeds were having a beer. One said to the
other, "Mandy was so excited when she found out she was
pregnant. She called me late one night after my boyfriend
and I had already gone to bed." What on earth did she
want?" her friend asked. "Oh.", she just said, "I can't
believe I have a person inside me !" I said, "So do I.
Could I call ya back in an hour or so?"
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A young man grew fed up with modern life and decided to
leave the big city and become a shepherd, spending months
in the seclusion of the distant mountains alone with
his thoughts and sheep. So he went up the high mountains
where he found three older shepherds with a big flock
of sheep, and asked them to show him the ropes.
The shepherds agreed. The young man spent a week with them.
One evening by the fire he asked casually,"So how do you
guys get by with no women around here?"
Said one of the men,"Why, with so many sheep around,
who needs women?" The youngster shuddered: "Yak! How
horrible! How can you...?" The three men only smiled and
said nothing. Another week passed and one morning the
young man realized that the tension in his groin had
grown unbearable. He remembered what the men had said,
and looking at the sheep, thought, "Hmm, why not after all...".
He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were
around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep. However, the
others showed up in a minute, and seeing him with the sheep
burst out laughing. "What? What?!!", shouted the young man,
blushing. "You told me that's what you did yourselves,
didn't you??!""Yeah, sure! But to choose the ugliest one??!"
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The professor was making a point about the pervasiveness of
marketing. He asked his students, "Which company has the slogan,
'come fly the friendly skies'?"
"United."
"Correct. Can you tell me which company has the slogan,
"Don't leave home without it?"
"American Express."
"Right. Now tell me who uses the slogan,
'Just do it'?"
"My Mom."
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The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was
wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (another blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her
about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No Ma. I can screw
and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook."
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Neither Papa nor Mama nor the schools taught me about sex, at least
not officially. I wanted to know, but no one sat down to give me a
sex organ recital. Mama certainly couldn't do it, in spite of the
fact that she had given birth to ten children.
When asked if she had ever heard of "sex appeal," she said, "I gave
already." -- Sam Levenson
BUFFALO BILL
Viagra Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ngfdrtd.htm
Weight Lifting Surprise
http://www.buffaloschips.com/cdfgdsxgrfd.htm
Why Airplanes Have Pillows
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hjfrfdty.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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