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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I was in Facebook this afternoon when their messenger said
I had a message from Theresa and though I was familiar with
the friend it was not someone I converse with normally but I
answered. After exchanging pleasantries the person said they
were stuck in London and needed my help. I had surfed to the
person's page and they were posting normally and had been
to their doctor that morning so it seemed unlikely that they
were in London and I told the person so. When they said it was for
a friend I told them I felt they had hacked the account and when
I went to post on Theresa's wall they had already deleted me from
the friends list. I did manage to drop a note to her and one of her
friends so maybe they will be able to get some help.
This scam of taking over an account and then asking friends for help
is more common on online email and this is the first time I have
seen
it on Facebook and the more successful they are, the more they
will try to take over Facebook. You can help keep yourself safe
with a strong password, alpha-numeric with a few characters thrown
in.
Yahoogroups had another hiccup last night and there are still some
extra copies of the chips floating around in the system and Yahoo
isn't
accepting things I forwarded to the Scuttlebutt. It is a full moon
out there
so expect the strange.
buffalo
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Baileys & lime juice
A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to
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