THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - Grand Rapids officials want to
charge residents for the street light in front of their
house. In addition to a property tax millage which expects
to generate 5 million dollars to plug a 27 million dollar
budget hole, its a part of a series of ideas to fill the
city's expected $27 million budget gap, caused
by a ever shrinking tax base over the last five years. In
this particular step in the plan, property owners
would pay a fee for street lighting . The plan is believed
it will generate an addition 3.7 million dollars for the budget
deficet and will cost each resident about
80 dollars in fee costs.
So there you have it my friends. The dinizens of this fair
city will now be expected to cough it up if they want basic
services such as a street light in front of their house,
(in spite of getting charged more for property tax). You know
that "gettin less but payin more thing?" Yep, and btw... all this is
in an era of more criminals running around the streets. That's
because our beloved gov Granholm turned a ton of 'em out after
closing a number of state prisons to fix the Michigan
budget which is worse than the city's. Oh, and should I remind you? This is
also the same governor that our president chose as his
financial advisor Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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clock watcher
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Jurassic
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Home Improvement Catalog
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the new boyfriend
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older women
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Ferrari
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
a genius says goodbye
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what is family
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Judi stood before the judge in divorce court.
Judge: "You have asked for a divorce decree from
this court. Madam, is that correct?"
Judi: "Yes, it is."
Judge: "And the grounds for your request is that your
husband is too careless about his appearance.
Is that also correct?"
Judi: "That's right, Judge. He hasn't appeared
at home for five years now."
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"It looks like the Senate and the president have
finally agreed on an immigration bill. ...
This one looks like it could become law and, of
course, nobody likes it. The conservatives say
the bill gives amnesty to the illegals. The liberals
say it doesn't go far enough to protect the hard
working immigrants here in America. And the L.A.P.D.
doesn't know who to beat up." --Bill Maher
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After their recent wedding, Jennie and Brad got away
for a few days on a brief honeymoon. While she was
inspecting their honeymoon hotel room Jennie discovered
a little box attached to the bed. "What's this for?"
she asked Brad. "If you put a quarter in," he answered,
reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating."
"Save your money," Jennie giggled and said. "When
you're a quarter in, I start vibrating!"
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A doctor was making a trip to another city to perform
a special surgery. He was running a late leaving and
his wife decides to go on the trip with him. He told
her that she could go but that he could not stop on
the road under any circumstances. After they went a
several miles cruising along in a rural area. The wife
had to take a crap, and her husband told her to roll
down the window stick her ass out, and go out the window.
She did so and let the crap fly. Two hillbilly hitchhikers
standing by the side of the road were splattered all over
with the crap. One of them said, "Was that chewing
tobacco or snuff?" The other said, "I don't know, but
did you see the beard and jaws on that man?"
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Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a
sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his
hotel room. Little did he know that she was darn near a
nymphomaniac. After six times having sex, she was
screaming for more. After the eighth time, Jon told her
that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the
way out, he stopped into the men's room. He stood in front
of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of
panic when he couldn't find "it." After a couple of minutes
fishing around, he finally said,
"Look, it's okay. She's not here!"
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SydesJokes Video Clips
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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