You always admire what you really don't understand
Blaise Pascal
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
On behalf of yahoogroups I wish to apologize for yesterday's,
uh...."fuck up" is a good way to put it. They had a very
severe melt down. The ability to send html based messages
was basically..well, put it this way, their crayons broke.
So, that meant you could send email in black and white,and
it was ok, but it was screwed up in color. which is why the
formatting of the CORNER was screwed up, whereas Buffalo
Bill, who publishes in black and white, was ok.
But nope, not Martin's fault, altho I have been known
to screw things up from time to time. This time the blame
lies wholly on the shoulders of Yahoogroups.
Theoretically, yahoogroups, they say it is fixed now. But
lets just say I am a little skeptical. So, to
be safe I'm gonna send this out in plain text just for today.
If things look ok tomorrow, hopefully we will be back to
normal.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
BMW
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horrible
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employee of the month
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surprise
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happy
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that reminds me
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repitition
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your computer
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
too drunk
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more drunk
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The Soldiers - Coming Home
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pancake
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waste
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drunk people pranks
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
we're working
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best email of the year
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mountain goats
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It was a hot July afternoon in the old west when a
cowboy rode slowly into the town of Dead Creek, both
he and his horse soaked in sweat and covered with
trail dust. Stopping in front of the saloon, the
cowboy dismounted, tied his horse to the hitching rail,
walked to the back of the horse, lifted its tail
and kissed it right on its arse! The local sheriff,
watching this called out. "Stranger, I jest seen
ye kiss yer hoss where no man has any business to.
You some kinda pervert or what? "No, Sheriff," Drawled
the cowboy, "Ye see, I have chapped lips and that's
the only way I got to stop me from licking them."
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A small boy ran down the street in search of a cop.
Eventually finding one, he begged, "Please come back
to the bar with me. My dad is in a fight!"
The officer accompanied him back to the bar where he
found three men involved in a violent fist-fight.
"OK, son," said the cop, "which one is your father?"
"I don't know," said the boy. "That's what they're fighting about!"
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should
have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison, "You do, Daddy!"
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Sam stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what
seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled
again, but didn't start his back swing..
Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What in the
world is taking so long?'
'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,'
Sam explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'
His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell
of hitting her from here.'
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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something
terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks,
"How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm
telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me.
What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers,
"Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I
can find out and I'll let you know." A week later
the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.
You want my advice?" The man said, "Yes."
The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!
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Two hunters were off on their annual trip to the
wilderness of Canadian to bag moose. As the
seaplane landed on the lake in a remote area, the
pilot said, "I'll be back in exactly one week to pick
you up. But remember - only one moose, please." When
he returned to the lake, he found the hunters proudly
standing beside two moose. "I told you guys only
one moose!" the furious flier screamed. "There's
no way the plane can take off with that much weight!"
"Aw, you're just a chicken shit pilot," one of the
hunters said. "We killed two moose last year and that
pilot wasn't afraid to take off."
Stung by the suggestion of cowardice, the pilot
reconsidered. "All right, if you did it last year,
I guess we can try." They loaded up the plane and the
pilot taxied to the far end of the lake to begin his
takeoff. The plane bounced across the water as it
strained to get airborne, but the overloaded aircraft
finally ran out of space and crashed into the trees.
Some time later, the hunters regained consciousness.
"Where are we?" one asked.
His friend looked around at the scattered debris,
then back at the edge of the lake and replied, "Oh,
I'd say about a hundred yards farther than last year."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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