The Postman's Corner!
"Happiness is wanting what you have, not getting
what you want."
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, are you ready for the holiday?? Man, I am looking
for it! You may think that is kinda silly, what with
being on disability. After all, I don't work. No reason
for me to look forward to a long weekend off, right?
Well, guess what? The weather man promises warmth and
sunny skies for the weekend starting today and at least
until Sunday. That is just enough for me. Know why?
The war department is going up north for a couple days
to visit relatives!!! YESSS! Gettin the iron bike out
never looked so promising! So, if you do not hear from
me for a day or two, don't panic! You know I'm just gonna
be out there eating up the pavement with the motorcycle.
Hope you all have a great weekend!
And whatever your plans for the weekend,
Keep the rubber side down,
the shiny side up,
and the sun and the wind
in your face!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Carl has a sick mind
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3 hours
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underwear
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healthy
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fish fight back
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will never work
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riding
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going flat
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good afternoon
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Michael Savage- Stupidest Caller Ever- Welfare Money
From Obama Stash, Illegal Aliens; Open Borders
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Feds'Deconfliction.wmv
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Lutheran airlines-wav file
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Adidas
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once upon a time...
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what a car salesman
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POEWR POINT DISPLAYS
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one day
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when my time comes
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let the sun shine in
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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly,
she looked up suspiciously at her husband.
"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter
from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation
to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her.
What does she mean by that? I told you to write and
say that she was to come at her own convenience.
You did write, didn't you"? "Er, yes, I did," said
the husband. "But I, I couldn't spell convenience,
so I made it risk.
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes
to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the
clerk and glances at the loaves of raisin
bread on the top shelf behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof)
and the location of the raisin bread, he has a
brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please,"
the man says politely. The female clerk nods, and
climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
which is located on the very top shelf.
The young man standing almost directly beneath her
is provided with an excellent view, just as
he surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder,
he muses that he really should get two
loaves, as he is having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread,
one of the other male customers notices what
was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own
loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to
enjoy the view.
the young lady seems to catch the eye of another
male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is
asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk
climb up and down. After many trips she is tired,
irritated and thinking that she is really going to
have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again
atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the
men standing below. She notices an elderly man
standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her.
Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you, too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'."
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A young girl goes to her doctor very embarassed with
a problem downstairs! after a lot of persausion the
doctor finally gets her to remove her knickers which
reveals that the girl has three vaginas!!!
One on the left one as usual in the middle and one
to the right. The doctor is very perplexed and scratches
his head muttering things under his breath and disappears
into the pharmacy next door. He comes back a few minutes
later and opens up a pack of waterproof plasters.
He takes two plasters out and places one over the right
hand side vagina and the other over the left hand sided vagina.
The young girl asks the doctor "will this cure me doctor"?
The doctor replies, "No, but it will stop you getting
fucked left, right and centre".
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get
her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do
to get your tomatoes so red? " The gentlemen responded,
"Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden
naked in my trench coat and flash them.
My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato
garden to see if it would work.So twice a day for
two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous.."
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BUFFALO BILL
Painting
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Can
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30812.htm
Booty call
http://www.buffaloschips.com/30814.htm
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Mouth Water
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000990.html
Moving Glacier
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000991.html
Mozart In The Office
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000992.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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