THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
True intimacy with another human
being can only be experienced when you
have found true peace within yourself.
~Angela L. Wozniak
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
YOU KNOW THAT OIL SPILL?
DAMN. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULD NOT GET
ANY WORSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This shot shows the serious damage
caused to the wildlife
by the recent BP blowout ...
I am volunteering right now to go down
to the coast and help clean the wildlife
with my own two hands!
Where do I sign up?
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Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b050.html
not your first
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b051.html
someday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b052.html
an open relationship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b053.html
"pop"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b054.html
to each his own
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b055.html
embarrasing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b056.html
lonely
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b057.html
required
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b058.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
What Was Said During The Very First Cell Phone Call?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9707.html
Head in the toilet prank - Just For Laughs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9708.html
Best Buy Prank Call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9709.html
Soap - AXE Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9710.html
Budweiser 2009 Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9711.html
women's hahaha
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9712.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
partners
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd127.html
welcome to Bro's
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd128.html
a global village
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd129.html
Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had
to go into town. Dad told Drew, "While we are gone,
I want you boys to clear away the dirty dishes, clean
your room, and mow the grass." When they returned Dad
observed that NOTHING had been done! Dad was very upset.
He asked Drew, "What have you been doing while we were gone?"
Drew replied in a low voice, "Nothing..." Dad then
turns to Timmy and asks, "What have YOU been doing?"
Timmy replied, "Helping Drew."
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There was a family gathering, with all generations
around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra
tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa
excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.
When he returned,however,his trousers were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?', he was asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know.
I had to go to the bathroom.So I took it out and started to pee,
but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
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'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little
Sammy. 'It ain't my fault this time,' Miss Crabtree
'You can blame this'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three
hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!' Now Miss Crabtree
had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.
Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he
meant by that. Full of grins and mischief, and in the
flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old
friends, but he always told her the truth. 'You see, Miss
Crabtree; out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote.
The last few nights he done ate six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat.
Last night, when Daddy hear a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed
His shot gun and said to Ma, 'That coyote's back again,
I'm a gonna git him!'' 'Stay back, he whispered to all us kids!'
He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!
To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop.
Then he stuck That double barreled 12 Gauge shot gun through
the window of the coop.As he stared into the darkness, with
coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up
and comes sneaking' up behind Daddy. Then as we All looked on
plumb helpless; old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy's crack!
'Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since
three o'clock this mornin'!'
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The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had
so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle
all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell
is your secret?"
So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have
sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a
hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom.
He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of
opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it
on the dresser.His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said,
"That you Bubba?"
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A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off
and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to
the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She
grabs a club and takes a mighty wing at the ball. She
hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she
hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks
her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says,
"I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you
treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able
to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter
you will become physically ill to the point of total
nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she
appeared.Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband, "Honey,
you won't believe what just happened."
Not seeing him in anywhere in sight she then calls
out "Where are you?"
"I'm over here in the pussy willows." he replies.
The wife screams back, "Whatever you do - DON'T HIT THAT
BALL!
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Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a
local priest's home. With difficulty they had managed
to get the fridge onto the porch, but struggled for over
20 minutes to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.
The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they
usually did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied,
"Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied, "allow me time to
move out of earshot so you can continue your work."
BUFFALO BILL
Jamacos
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsdw.htm
Just Walk It ff Sissy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfssd.htm
The Vasectomy Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dssss.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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