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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Woman earns college diploma at age 94
Published : Saturday, 15 May 2010, 10:22 PM EDT
TERENCE CHEA,Associated Press Writer
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — It's never too late to earn
your college degree. Just ask 94-year-old Hazel
Soares. The San Leandro woman was one of about 500
students to pick up diplomas Saturday during a
commencement ceremony at Mills College, an Oakland
liberal arts college for women that also offers coed
graduate programs."It's taken me quite a long time
because I've had a busy life," said Soares. "I'm
finally achieving it, and it makes me
feel really good."
Its never too late to learn something new, as this
lady has so definitely proven at age 94.
I suppose that is the theory behind the attempt
on behalf of "the war department" to deliver to
me constantly an "education on life" . Altho her
student is "slow and unwilling" (according to her),
she says that this lady proves that there is still
hope for me, I wonder if they give out degrees
for husband training?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
child psychology
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a nurse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a011.html
going to bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a012.html
ideas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a013.html
tail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a014.html
dinner!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a015.html
what I really need
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a016.html
the coin toss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a017.html
that company
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a018.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Wilma Flintstone on her Dinosaur
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9638.html
Scarlett and Rhett
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9639.html
full screen- hypnosis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9640.html
On the Ellen show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9641.html
paramedics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9642.html
the dj
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9643.html
The Down Side of Cubicles
* Being told to "Think outside the box"'
when I'm in the dang box all day?
* Not being able to check E-mail attachments
without first seeing who is behind me.
* Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection
from any kind of gunfire.
* That nagging feeling that if I press the right button,
I will get a piece of cheese.
* My walls are too close together for my
hammock to work right.
* Women: Darn near impossible to adjust your bra
or slip without comment.
* 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
* When tours come thru, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
* Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside ,
San Diego , California . One of the officers was using a
hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching
the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised
when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and
climbing. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun,
but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that
the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which
was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, its
home base location. Back at the California Highway Patrol
Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the
US Marine Corps. Base Commander for shutting down his equipment.
The reply came back in true USMC style:
'Thank you for your letter.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer
in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently
locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically
sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed
aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment
location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet
recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to
the missile system alert status and was able to override the
automated defense system before the missile was launched to
destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them,
since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get
his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling
is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.'
Semper Fi
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A minister in a little church announced from the
pulpit, "Now, before we pass the collection
plate, I would like to request that the person
who stole the chickens from Brother Martin's hen
house please refrain from giving any money to the
Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief."
That week for the first time in months, everyone gave.
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The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking
temperamental. "
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"Into bondage? I am. What I do when I'm in the mood is tie her up
and gag her, and go into the living room and watch football"
- Tom Arnold
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A professor was taking in the scene at a popular
L. A. nightspot when a mini-skirted Valley Girl
sashayed over to him and said, "Like, I want you
to totally screw my brains out."
"Sorry," he replied, "I'm not into quickies
_____________
Horowitz was feeling ill at work, and left after
lunch to go home. He walked into the house and
found his wife Fanny in the arms of another man.
He started to yell at the interloper, "What right
have you got to be making love to my wife?"
The man answered calmly, "You may as well know
that I am in love with Fanny and I would like to
marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why
don't you be a good sport and sit down and play a
game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I'll never
see her again; if you lose, you must agree to
divorce her.... Okay?"
"Okay," replied Horowitz, "but just to make it a
little more interesting, why don't we play for a
dollar a point?"
BUFFALO BILL
Hang Onto That Pole
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Happy New Year
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Hard Day
http://www.buffaloschips.com/o8u.htm
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Mother In Law
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000987.html
Motorcycle Jump With A Twist
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000988.html
Mouse Dance
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000989.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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