THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in getting up every time we do
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I just wanted to take a minute to thank George
for sharing his power point displays with me.
I do not have a large collection myself, so, with
George sharing his, it has given us a great run,
so far. However, I do not come across a lot of
really good power points to share with the group.
A few, but not a lot.
Unlike movies and cartoons, they are not as plentiful,
for some reason. So, if you have some power point
displays you would like to share with me, let me know.
Then I can pass them on to the group.
I would greatly appreciate the help.
Thx!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Obama says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a060.html
belly button rings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a061.html
who says you can't take it with you?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a062.html
tell me again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a063.html
clean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a064.html
priceless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a065.html
a sense of humor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a066.html
jealous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a067.html
peek a boo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a068.html
tech support
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a069.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
peeing boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9670.html
Jack Benny, Mel Blanc Johnny Carson 1974
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9671.html
rich man's skeet shoot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9672.html
bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9673.html
babysitter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9674.html
the untamed shrews-wav file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9675.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd107.html
in the air
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd108.html
10 things
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd109.html
Rusty Wallace, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jeff Gordon all
went out on Lake Norman for a friendly day of fishing.
Once they got out to where they wanted to try their
luck, Rusty noticed that in their haste to start fishing,
they had forgotten to unload their fishing poles from
the truck. Rusty says, "Damn... I'm not going back
without any fish" So he pulls off his pants and throws his
manhood over into the water. To everyone's dismay, he
pulls in a 3lb bass. He takes the fish from his member,
pokes it's eyes out and tosses it in the cooler. Not to
be out done, Dale drops his trousers and let's his manhood
drop into the water. Soon, he is pulling in a 6lb bass! He
withdraws from the fish, pokes it's eyes out and tosses his
catch into the cooler. They both turn to Jeff and ask if
he would like to try his luck. Jeff turns red faced and
finally answers, "Sure, but you have to promise not to
poke my eyes out...!!!
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A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for
talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called
him a liar?
"Yes, I did."
"Did you call him stupid?"
"Yes."
"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?"
"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and
appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did
your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only
18 and spent all my time in terrorist training
school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of
72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually,
can I have 72 whores?" Allah regarded him for a
moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are
here in heaven because assholes like you murdered
them before they could experience the pleasure of
sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're
virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly,
you'll be on constant, exhausting duty." The bomber
responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How
hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all
eternity?" And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee. As she
bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her
skirt up and reveals a lack of underwear. Good God
woman! Why aren't you wearing any bloomers?' her husband
demanded. 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping
money to afford any.' The Englishman immediately reaches
into his pocket and says 'For the sake of decency,
here's 20. Go buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on
the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is
wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! Ye've no
knickers. Why not?' She replies 'I can't afford any on the
money you give me.' He reaches into his pocket and says
'For the sake of decency, here's 10. Go buy yourself
some underwear!'Lastly the Scotsman's wife bends over.
The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that
she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie!
Where are yer drawers?'She too explains 'You dinna give me
enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches
into his pocket and says 'Well, fer the love 'o Jesus, here's
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
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An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his
parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the
hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust
from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out
of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and
laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I
never did dance... Never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said,
"Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started
shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector --not
wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around
like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing,
fit to be tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the
young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and
turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-
barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned
around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old
timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's
hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a
mule's ass?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
"No sir..... But... I've always wanted to."
BUFFALO BILL
Taint
http://www.buffaloschips.com/vgffdesw.htm
Taint Taster
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbcfsxfd.htm
Time to Leave Home
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mhfdesere.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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