THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A faithful friend is a strong defense,
and he who has found one has found a treasure
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Let me just point out a couple things.
I am not tech support. I'm just a joke
teller. I know that everyone likes the
power point displays, and as you know, I
have been hesitant in doing them. Reason
being, I get all kinds of questions from
people who ask silly things like, what is
a product key? why don't they work on my
machine? I don't know what your system is,
and even if I did, I could not offer advice
for you because of the liability. So that is
up to you to get them to play...
not much I am able to tell you there.
Same with the movies. I know very little about
writing html code. Altho I do know that the
script I use should work reasonably well if you
have windows media player. Beyond that, if they
don't play for you on the website, you will probably
need to download them. If they are you tubies,
the link is provided for that. So, just letting you know,
if you write in asking me how to solve these issues
on your system, well, I'm not trying to be a jackass.
(altho that is relatively easy for me to do)
but you probably won't receive much of an answer.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a hard time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y040.html
what the hell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y041.html
how can you be sure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y042.html
old woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y043.html
dead meat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y044.html
2 qualities
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y045.html
that was great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y046.html
chicken nuggets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y047.html
silent films
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y048.html
browsers welcome
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y049.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
A Classic Newlywed Game Blooper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9564.html
flirting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9565.html
evil
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9566.html
fart lighting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9567.html
the Italian man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9569.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
veiled preference
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd059.html
night clubs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd060.html
for the ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd061.html
ten major disasters
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A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes
through a guardrail, rolls down a cliff, bounces
off a tree, lands upside down and finally stops,
wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring
out from under the hood. A passing motorist, who
witnessed the entire accident, helps the miraculously
unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good Lord, Mister,"
he gasps, "Are you drunk?" "Of course!" says the man,
brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you
think I am? A stunt driver or something?"
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Billy Bob goes to the local novelty shop and finds a
pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn't
fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes
along and closes the deal. On his way home, Billy Bob puts
on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in
the street naked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone
has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on...everyone is
naked! "Cool!"As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his
new toy to his wife but can't find her. He goes up to the
bedroom and finds his wife and the postman, naked in bed.
He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked.
He puts them back on, and they are still naked. Billy Bob
then says, "Damn, I just paid fifty bucks for these
and they're already broken!"
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Three guys were sitting around in a bar discussing whose
wife was the most frigid. Harry was definitely sure he had
the worst of it. "Listen, you guys," he said, "my wife
comes to bed with an ice cube in each hand, and in the morning
they haven't begun to melt." "That's nothing," said Phil.
"My wife likes to have a glass of water on the bedside table,
but by the time she's carried it from the bathroom to the
bedroom, it's frozen solid." "Aw, hell," said Herb, "my wife
is so frigid that when she spreads her legs, the furnace kicks on."
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Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a
confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood
and a putt to me." The caddy argued with him a bit and
suggested that he instead play it safe and hit a 4-iron
then a wedge. The golfer was insulted and proceeded to
berate the caddy on the tee telling him that he was a better
golfer than that and how dare he under estimate his game.
So, giving in the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood
he had asked for. He proceeded to top the ball and watched as
it folled about fifteen yards off the front of the tee.
Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said,
"And now for one hell of a putt..."
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One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver.
He starts saying things like:'If my mom was a hen and my dad
was a rooster,I would be a little rooster'.
The bus driver said "shut up"!
Still the boy went on, 'if my mom was a female elephant and
my dad was a male elephant,
I would be a little male elephant'.
The bus driver said "shut up"!
Still the boy went on 'if my mom was a female dog and my dad
was a male dog, I would be a little male dog'.
The bus driver got so mad, and asked:"If your mom was a
prostitute, and your dad
was a faggot, what would you be?"
The boy answered: "A bus driver"!
BUFFALO BILL
blow 2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mkfkksdfkju.htm
blow kenny
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jjdkfkkg.htm
blow drying
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jfjdjkgj.htm
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Memories
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000951.html
Mentos Pepsi Demonstration
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000952.html
Mercedes Benz Hamster
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000953.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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