THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart,
Then you are just a sour old fart!
"Have a Great Day, unless you've made other plans"
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know, One should never complain about their
status in the work place. For years, women have
complained about theirs. They claim that they
are discriminated against because of sex. They
claim that it is not fair. They site many examples
that show that they are mis treated but you know
what? They forget that if they bend over backwards
to do an excellent job, they will be rewarded!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
durex
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doggie
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neighbor
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time
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good news bad news
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thank you
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pursuing excellence
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under the bed
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welcome to hell
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what happened
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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oops
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bang
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Everybody loves the sunshine
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
photos
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random thoughts
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tennis
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One day God looked down on Earth & saw a lot of bad
behaviour going on. So he called one of His special
agents - Angel 007 & sent him to Earth to investigate.
Soon the angel returned & told God, 'Yes, it is bad
on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5%
that were good, in order to encourage them to keep up their faith.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa.
She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war.
"We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other
every week. It was during that time that I discovered how
wonderful your grandfather was."
"Did you marry Grandpa when he came home from the war?" I asked.
"Oh, I didn't marry the man who wrote the letters.
Your grandfather was the mailman."
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An area minister tells of his first Sunday in the new
parish and presenting the children's message.
Seems the sanctuary in the new church had some
magnificent stained glass windows, so his message
centered on how each of us is called of God to help
make up the whole picture of life (the life of the
community of the faithful). Like the pictures in the
windows, it takes many little panels of glass to make
the whole picture. And then he said, "You see each one
of you is a little pane."And then pointing to each child
individually. ."You're a little pane. And you're a little
pane. And you're a little pane. And..."
It took a few moments before he realized
why everyone was laughing so hard.
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My broker called me this morning and said, "Remember
that stock we bought and I said you'd be able to
retire at age 65?"
"Yes, I remember," I said.
"Well," my broker continued, "your retirement age is
now 108."
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After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not
talking to each other for days.
Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was.
"Oh," I said, "So now you're speaking to me."
He looked confused,
"What are you talking about?"
"Haven't you noticed I haven't spoken to you for three days?" I
challenged.
"No," he said, "I just thought we were getting along."
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A group of cowboys were out on the range branding some cattle.
While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post.
Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep,
and cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all
sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked,
..."Did I screw up the cooking"
"No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
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BUFFALO BILL
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SydesJokes Video Clips
McDonalds Fishing
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MD80 Heavy Landing
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Mega Roller Coaster
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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