THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Fear is understandable,
ignorance is unacceptable
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In the news today, the Obama administration addressed
the growing budget crisis in the postal service. He
appointed a new postal czar, Elmer Fudd. The president
said, "With all the extra spit Elmer has, it shows he
should have good experience with stamps." The service in
recent years has seen a major decline in use because
of email and alternative services that did not exist
a decade ago. Rather than raise taxes in order to cover
the deficit, the president suggested alternative
financing...
also...
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
RELEASE: The Associated Press:
Obama administration to honor Bush in new monument:
"The Obama administration has finally found something to
honor Bush. There has been some lengthy discussion to
determine what, if anything, should be done to attribute
a bit of recognition for the previous administration.
Finally, under pressure from conservatives, Obama aids
say they finally came up with an idea to honor the former
president from Texas. They will be naming the space between the
tectonic plates under Haiti after The forty-third administration.
From hereon out, it will be known as Bush's Fault."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was still work to do
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A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely
wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you,
me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like
fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want
to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come
fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB....
3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again,
"But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do
one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing
tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your
mind!"The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What
have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind,
"O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her
knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at
her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting...
It tastes all shitty!" "Yes!" says her husband
"The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular
butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?"
The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was
found sticking his dick in the meat slicer"
Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?"
The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."
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A man walks into a public men's room.
His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging
limply, fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and
asks, "Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?"
The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry for the
stranger, who appears to be crippled. He thinks how humiliating
it must be to have to ask for help for something like this,
so he complies, unzipping the first man's pants.
Next, the man asks him to hold his cock while he pees.
The second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he is asked.
Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts
to put his cock back in his pants. "Oh, I can take care of that,"
the first man says, blowing on his fingers.
"I think my nails are dry now."
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A man was getting concerned that his 3 daughters might
not be as innocent as he wished.
What did they already know about sex? He decided to find out.
So he brought his 16-year-old daughter into the bathroom,
dropped his pants, and said "Do you know what this is?"
"Yes, daddy, that's a penis". The man exploded! He couldn't
believe it! "You're grounded for a year", he exclaimed,
"and you're going to read the bible every day!"
He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and
dropped his pants. "Do you know what this is?"
"Yes, daddy, it's a penis"
Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away
her allowance forever.
Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom,
dropped his pants, and asked "Do you know what this is?"
"No, daddy, I don't."
"What a good girl! I'm very proud of you! I'm going to raise
your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis."
The girl laughed and said, "You call THAT a penis?!?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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