THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
All of us, whether or not we're celebrities,
every one ought to spend part of their
life making someone else's life better
Jerry Springer
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, it seems that yesterday's issue
did ok in black and white. So, we shall
get the crayons out and hopefully things will
be ok now. We have a tendancy to gripe and
complain when things do not work. But we forget
that yahoo is a free service. It is pretty tough
to complain about something when you do not pay
for it. Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Dear Abby
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where were you?
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at the beach
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smokers outside please
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humpty dumpty
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fast
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areyou sure
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bring your work home
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men and women
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a gun
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Stoned on judge judy
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Best Beer Commercial
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Naughty Kid
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police intervention
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painting
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
high quality
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Abba
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inner painting
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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo.
To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of
them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse,
puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo
come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars,
but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian,
"I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"?
and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".
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The teacher of a high school class in the fundamentals
of economics led the discussion around to the population
explosion. "Certain levels of our society reproduce much
more frequently than others," he pointed out. "What
people would you guess reproduce the most?"
One bright student answered, "Women?"
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Q. How do you tell if you're in a redneck Amish neighborhood?
A. By the dead horses on cinder blocks in the front yard.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide?
A: He threw himself behind an oncoming train.
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Q: Why are Mexicans buying all the Cabbage Patch dolls?
A: To get birth certificates.
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Q: Did you hear about the new household cleaner just on the market
called "Bachelor."
A: It works fast, and leaves no ring.
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Q: What do they call a blind person in Germany?
A: A not-see!
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Q: What do you call a sheep that does housework?
A: A threat to women everywhere!
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Judi stood before the judge in divorce court.
Judge: "You have asked for a divorce decree from
this court. Madam, is that correct?"
Judi: "Yes, it is."
Judge: "And the grounds for your request is that your
husband is too careless about his appearance.
Is that also correct?"
Judi: "That's right, Judge. He hasn't cared to appear
at home for five years now."
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Who Wins? There once was a Law professor who came
across a student who was willing to learn but was unable
to pay tuition. The student struck a deal saying "I will
pay tuition the day I win my first case in the court."
The Professor agreed and proceeded with the law course.
When the course was finished and the Professor started
pestering the student to pay the tuition, the student
reminded the deal and pushed for time. Fed up with this,
the professor decided to sue the student in court and
both of them decided to represent themselves. The
Professor put forward his argument saying: "If I win this
case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me.
And if I lose the case, the student will still pay me
because he would have won his first case. So either way
I will have to get the money." The equally brilliant student
argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of
law, I don't have to pay anything to the Professor. And
if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I
haven't won my first case yet. So either way, I am not
going to pay the Professor anything!"
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Buffalo Bill
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How I crashed my Harley
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How I Will Feel If Hillary Is Elected
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Monkey Chaperone
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Monkey In The Trunk
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Monkey Karate
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THATS'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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