THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Treasure the love you receive
above all. It will survive
long after your gold and
good health have vanished.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When you set out to accomplish nothing, that
is exactly what will happen -- you'll accomplish
nothing. You have the energy, the intelligence,
the ability to do great things. In what direction
is that ability pointed? How clearly have
you defined your objective? Vague and nebulous
wishes are impossible to ever achieve. How can
you accomplish what you cannot define? A clear
and specific goal will pull you toward itself.
See your objective in great detail, and you're
well on your way there.Specifically, what do you
intend to accomplish today? Choose it, name it,
define it, see it clearly and it will happen.
Live by design and you'll get great results.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
want to know what its like in 20 years?
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now this is true vanity
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a hole in the wall
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my name is Dave
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Sisters
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a full house
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have you ever noticed?
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the pyramids
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no cheerin
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overdoing it
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bud Light | "Clothing Drive" commercial
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Arsenio Hall's Bad Day
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Scary Movie Funny Benny Hill
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wipeout
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grenade
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proof that size does not matter
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
one in a billion shot
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looks very nice
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air force sargeant
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waffle house wedding
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Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental
hospital, is examining patients to see if they're
cured and ready to re-enter society. "So, Mr. Clark,"
the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your
chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do
you have any idea what you might do once you're released?"
The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well,
I went to school for mechanical engineering. That's still
a good field, good money there. But on the other hand,
I thought I might write a book about my experience here
in the hospital, what it's like to be a patient here.
People might be interested in reading a book like that.
In addition, I thought I might go back to college and
study art history, which I've grown interested in lately."
Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like
intriguing possibilities." The patient replies, "And the
best part is, in my spare time, I can go on being a teapot."
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Mrs. Siegal went into Bergdorf-Goodman's, called over a
salesman, pointed to white wool designer dress on a
mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the
dress on that store dummy over there?"
"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather
snotty salesman. "Oy! For $99.95 I could get the same
dress at S. Klein's downtown!" "But Madam," said the salesman,
"You'll find that the dress at Klein's is recycled wool.
This original is 100% pure virgin wool."
"So for $800 I should be caring what the
lambs do at night?"
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A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He
thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed
limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the
same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the
camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he
slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but
the traffic camera flashed yet again.
He tried a fourth time with the same result.
The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed
as he rolled past at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the
mail for driving without a seat belt.
Men! And they say blondes are dumb.
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As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point,
she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her
fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong honey?"
"Mommy, where's my booger?"
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The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson's door. She answered
all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her
age. "But everybody tells their age to the census taker,"
the man said. "Did Miss Mary Hill and Miss Patty Hill
tell you their ages?"
"Certainly." Well, I'm the same age as they are," she
snapped. "As old as the Hills," the man wrote on his form.
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?'
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BUFFALO BILL
Durex Funny Commercial
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Elevator Candid Camera
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Every Man's Dream
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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