THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help"
- Ronald Reagan
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
IRVING TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Each day before the school
bus comes to pick up the neighborhood's children,
Lisa Snyder did a favor for three of her fellow moms,
welcoming their children into her home for about an hour
before they left for school.Regulators who oversee child
care, however, don't see it as charity. Days after the
start of the new school year, Snyder received a letter
from the Michigan Department of Human Services warning
her that if she continued, she'd be violating a law
aimed at the operators of unlicensed day care centers.
"I was freaked out. I was blown away," she said.
"I got on the phone immediately, called my husband,
then I called all the girls" — that is, the mothers
whose kids she watches — "every one of them."
The law was never intended to prevent you from helping
out a neighbor and giving them a helping hand.
Its pretty sad when our lawmakers don't have anything
better to do than this. But then again, these are the
same folks who have been unable to produce a balanced
budget for the last eight years, without raising taxes.
So I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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Life
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position
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Doug: I think my marriage is in trouble.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Doug: Today I overheard my wife telling a
friend she prefers fishing
to sex. "It's not as boring," she said.
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Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.
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Bob's sister was one of the most popular girls in Manhattan. She had
more boyfriends then she knew what to do with and she never wanted
for a thing. Bob was always in debt and constantly asking his sister
for spending money. "I don't understand you, Bob," she said in
obvious annoyance one afternoon when he tried to put the bite on her
for a 10 spot. "I don't have any trouble saving money, so why should
you?" "Sure, sure," he said, "But you've got money
coming in all the time
from the very thing that's keeping me broke."
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Jim and Sally had an awful fight. Sally told Jim,
"I want a divorce and before I kick you out you can
take three things with you!" Jim pondered for a few
moments and angrily replied, "Okay witch! I want
my golf clubs, shoes and my balls!" and
stormed out the door. Later that week Jim was starting
to tee up with his pals on the first tee and they
asked Jim, "Hey, if she only gave you a choice of
three things to take with you why did you pick your
clubs, shoes and balls?" Jim looked at them with a
disgusted look and said, "Duh, she's going to get my
balls anyway so I took them now before I lost 'em!!"
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On being told that someone has purchased a new car,
women ask what color it is. Men ask what the make
and model are. Men have no opinions whatsoever on curtains.
Ask for directions from a woman out and about, and she
will give you landmarks by shopping stores. Men will
give you landmarks by restaurants and pubs.
Men appreciate the importance of a 42-inch plasma screen.
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men can't
because, well, what they want is sex.
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What Every Man Wants In Bed
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Annabel
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How Will You Die?
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4 Elements Game
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SYDESJOKES LIST
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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