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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I was reading an article on Yahoo the other day that said they
had found a Chupacabra down by Austin, Texas. Foe those of
you that don't know the story, El Chupacabra which means
goat sucker was first spotted in Puerto Rico and has since been
spotted in Mexico and the U.S. It is a lizard larger than a dog and
kills by draining the blood from its victims like a vampire. It
lives
off of goats, sheep, chickens, and probably small humans like
children that don't go to bed when they are told. I think they are
alien having landed in the Bermuda Triangle and after living for
years off of the crews of small boats passing through the triangle
and eventually sneaking into the country under the noses of Homeland
Security and the DNR.
This is only one of the few problems that has popped up recently,
like the human eating giants in the UK and Giant tree sloth's in
South America and Flying Pterodactyls in the South Pacific. What
is our President doing about this? What good is health care going
to do me if I get ate by a Sloth the size of a Polar Bear that can
rip palm trees out of the ground. Is there a Czar investigating the
fact that the world might be coming to an end in 2012?
I know there are forces acting on our behalf in the background but
I need some reassuring. It would help a lot if the President would
get up on TV and just say that he is protecting our children against
Chupacabra attacks and pterodactyls.
Enjoy your weekend ... buffalo
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