THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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in thisworld than for bread.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I had to read it again. ...
Sun Sep 20, 4:12 pm ET
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama says there
should be an investigation into the hidden-camera video
involving employees at the activist group ACORN and a
couple posing as a prostitute and her pimp.
"Frankly, it's not really something I've followed closely,"
Obama said. "I didn't even know that ACORN was getting a
whole lot of federal money."
President Obama DID NOT KNOW that ACORN was receiving
federal aid??? to the tune of millions?
Wonder how come he didn't know? I knew. The entire
Republican party knew it.
And so did most Democrats, if they are honest.
ACORN's political action committee endorsed Obama for president, and his campaign paid an ACORN subsidiary $832,000 to help get out the vote.
I find it interesting that the feds can give out millions for
a program like this. Millions to banks. Millions to defunct
auto manufacturers. Yet, they can't give one dime to help out
families who have defaulted on their mortgage. go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
great children's books
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u010.html
just for today
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u011.html
get it right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u012.html
uncontrollable urge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u013.html
stolen identity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u014.html
obsolete
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u015.html
bathtub
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u016.html
keyboard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u017.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
amazing basketball shot
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the next Mozart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8049.html
Barack Obama's downfall
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8050.html
WWE
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8051.html
the big day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8052.html
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie"
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"There go the lights again..."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of'
'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my
concentration off."
"What's this doing here?"
"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?"
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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
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The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor. "All
my husband does is complain that I never want to have
sex with him. And he's right too. I have no desire at
all." The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return
for a visit in two weeks.
After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling into
his office. "Those pills were great Doc, I'm doin' it
twice a night now."
"That's wonderful." said the doctor. "What does your
husband say now?"
"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home
yet."
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SYDES JOKES LIST
Burger
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Burger Grease Art
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Burning Drugs
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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