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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
LEWISTON, Maine – Americans, you might want to check
on your sweaters and shovels — the Farmers' Almanac
is predicting a cold winter for many of you.
The venerable almanac's 2010 edition, which goes on sale
Tuesday, says numbing cold will predominate in the country's
midsection, from the Rocky Mountains in the West to the
Appalachians in the East.Managing Editor Sandi Duncan says
it's going to be an "ice cold sandwich."
The almanac, which has been published since 1818, issues annual
forecasts using a formula based on sunspots, planetary positions
and the effects of the moon.This winter, the 200-page publication
says it'll be cool and snowy in the Northeast, bitterly cold and
dry in the Great Lakes states, and cold and snowy across the
North Central states.It says the Northwest will be cool with average
precipitation, the Southwest will be mild and dry, the South Central
states will be cold and wet, and the Southeast will be mild and dry.
The almanac's forecast, however, is at odds with the National Weather
Service, which is calling for warmer-than-normal temperatures across
much of the country because of an El Nino system in the tropical
Pacific Ocean, said Mike Halpert, deputy director of the NOAA Climate
Prediction Center in Camp Springs, Md
With due respect to the national weather service, I'm gonna place
my money with the Almanac. Daddy used to start his day looking in
that old book to see what was gonna happen. and 9 out of 10 times,
they were right. Get out your "long johns" everbody. Looks like we are
gonna need em this year!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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good dog
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I don't get it
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how to end it
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don't forget
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I don't know why
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playin
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"oops"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
little Darlings
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Evian
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notepad
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police dog
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nations of the world
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skydivin
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A little boy was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic
lesson. "If you had ten dollars," said the teacher, "and I asked you for
the loan of five dollars, how many dollars would you have left?"
"Ten," said young boy firmly.
"Ten?" the teacher said "How do you make it ten?"
"Well," replied the young student, "You can ask for a loan of five
dollars, but do you really think I'm gonna loan it to you."
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Little Johnny was playing in his room
When his dad walked in and explained
That he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother
And I are no longer in love."
Now more confused, Little Johnny asked,
"What does being in love mean?"
The father explained, "Let me give you
An example, son. Love is when a husband
Rushes home from a long day at work to
Embrace and kiss his wife at the door.
Your mom and I have lost that love..."
Then little Johnny said, "But Daddy,
I see Mommy getting excited lots of times
Right when you come home, so she must
Still be in love with you."
The father was rather confused with his son's
Statement since he had personally never
Experienced this as of late. "I don't understand,
Son. When has your mother recently been
Excited when I arrive home from work?"
Little Johnny replied, "Well, sometimes when
Mommy is still playing in bed with the neighbor guy,
And you pull into the driveway, she shouts at
The top of her lungs, 'My husband's home!
My husband's home!!'"
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Tom comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbor,
"It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came
to your house and your wife let him in. I was mowing grass between our
houses and I happened to look in your window and I
saw them making wild, passionate love."
Tom said," Was he short, about 5'8"?
" Yes,"the neighbor answers, " I believe he was."
" Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?" Tom asked.
" Yes," the neighbor agrees.
" Then that was the mailman, Jim , " Tom responds. "
"That guy will fuck anything."
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I was talking to my dad yesterday. he's getting a little older and
complaining about joint pain. I said. "Is it your hip?" He said
no, "I burned my lip smoking pot."
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An old man turned 105 and was being interviewed by a reporter for
The local paper. During the interview, the reporter noticed that the
Yard was full of children of all ages playing together.
A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter,
Keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.
"Are these your grand kids?" the reporter asked.
"Naw, sir, they all be my youngens," the old
man replied with a sly Grin.
"Your kids?" asked the reporter. "What about this beautiful young
Lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?"
"Naw, sir," said the old man. "She be my wife."
"Your wife?" said the surprised reporter. "But she can't be more
Than 19 years old."
"Thass right," said the old man with pride.
"Well surely you can't have a sex life with you being 105 and she is
Only 19," the reporter remarked.
"Naw, sir," said the old man. "We have sex every night. Every night
Two of my boys helps me on it, and every morning six of my boys
Helps me off."
"Wait just one minute," said the newspaperman. "Why does it only
Take two of your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to
Take you off?"
"Cause," the spry old man said with a balled fist, "I fights 'em."
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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a blood-thirsty group of natives. Upon
surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, '
'I'm in trouble.''
There is a ray of light from the sky and a voice booms out, '
'No you are NOT in trouble. Pick up that stone in front of
you and bash the head of the chief.''
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in
the head of the chief. He is breathing heavily while standing
above the lifeless body. Surrounding him are the 100 native
warriors with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again, ''Okay.......NOW you're in trouble!''
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Sea Journey
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Sniper Assassin 2
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4 Elements Game
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Big Jugs
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Big Mouth
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Big Piano Keyboard
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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