THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
15 million Americans have lost their jobs
since the last Labor day holiday!
HAPPY LABOR DAY AMERICA!
(well, at least to those who are still working)
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
By RICARDO ALONSO-ZALDIVAR, Associated Press
Writer Ricardo Alonso-zaldivar,
Associated Press Writer –
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is getting no
shortage of advice on what to say in his health care
speech to Congress, and much of it conflicts.
Liberals want him to issue a call to action in his
Wednesday address, clear and bold. Conservatives hope
he'll back away from his push for sweeping changes
this year and break health care legislation into smaller pieces.
Everyone is hungry for specifics about Obama's stand on
major elements of the package.
First, lets stop calling it "health care" reform. What
it really is supposed to be is "health insurance" reform.
But will health care be the same after insurance reforms?
The health care battle rages on. People ask me what
do I think about it? I say "I dunno". For all the hubbub
and talk, there is a surprising lack of basic information
about the so called "reform bill". Fact is, there are 3 or
4 of em floating around congress right now. But you ask
a person what they really mean, no one can give you an
answer. Seems to me if we are going to "fix" something,
then we need to have some specifics on how we are going
to do it, and what is it going to be when we are done.
But so far, nobody is willing to do that.
Kindof reminds me of the late 60s when the hippies
protested against the "establishment" There was a
lot of people talking about how we needed to change
it, but nobody ever offered any good ideas on what
to change it to, or how to accomplish the changes
we needed.
I just wish the president would put the rhetoric away and
give us some details.!!!
I was watching a newscast yesterday and the newscasters
took a poll: Are you going away for the holiday weekend.
I have to wonder and laugh at some of these people. Where
do they come up with their ideas? 84% said they were planning
to be home. Well duh!!! If they were gone for the weekend,
they wouldn't be able to take the poll, would they?
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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the beauty shop
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get well
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emergency room
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economy shopping
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orgasgum
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myth and reality
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
car lifted by firehoses
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Taliban skydiving team
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the lizard
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confused
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got milk?
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redneck olympics
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sex toy party
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To prepare for their daughter's First Communion, the
mother called the church in the town where they used
to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate.
They lived there for only a short while, so she didn't
know the clergy well. When the secretary asked her the
name of the father, she told her that she couldn't remember.
After a brief silence, she said, "Ma'am, I'm talking
about the name of the baby's father."
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding
which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over,
she & Charles had retired back to their room.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove
my shoes darling. Ones feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her
right shoe with vigor ....... But it would not budge.
'Harder' yelled Camilla. 'Harder'
Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan,
and Camilla exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince
Phillip and said 'See I told you she was still a
virgin with a face like that!'Meanwhile back in the
other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the
other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this
ones even tighter' At which point Prince Phillip turned
and said to the Queen 'That's my boy, once a Navy man,
always a navy man!'
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me tenderly while I lie in bed
and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do. So,
for you, this is no problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find things like exotic cheeses or tofu. For all
I know, they are the same thing.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.... Though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
(Applies to engineers mainly).
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Husband: "I was in last night by a quarter of 12."
"You were not, you liar!" cried the irate wife.
"I heard you come in and the clock was striking three."
"Well, stupid," said hubby, "isn't three a quarter of 12?"
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Paddy is at a disco, he asks a girl " how bout a shag "
she replies "I'm on my menstrual cycle "
"Great " say's paddy "I'm on my scooter, I'll follow you home ! "
FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Robokill Shooting Game
http://tinyurl.com/ch4p79
Samantha Swift & the Hidden Roses of Athena
http://tinyurl.com/ktyujn
Alien vs. Predator
http://tinyurl.com/ps63rv
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Blow Darts
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000179.html
Blowing Up A Balloon
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000180.html
Blue Collar Comedy - The Next Generation
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000181.html
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BUFFALO BILL
Alan King Survived By
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kaslslk.htm
Don't Look Away When I'm Talking To You
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sjakka.htm
Durex Funny Commercial
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Elevator Candid Camera
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sajka.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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