THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Justice, being violated, destroys;
justice, being preserved, preserves:
therefore justice must not be violated,
lest violated justice destroy us.
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Cordially
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THE COMICS
postitive thought for the day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t019.html
planned parenthood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t020.html
smell the roses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t021.html
the worst
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t022.html
the book
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t023.html
airbag test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t024.html
3 horses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t025.html
don't touch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t026.html
perfect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t027.html
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BURGER KING!
Win Lunch For a Year - hamburgers, fries,
salads, chicken sandwiches,
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
having a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8015.html
red green show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8016.html
sprite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8017.html
thats my foot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8018.html
tongue twister
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8020.html
William Tell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8021.html
There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man
in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, Sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over
snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs.
As the dog was dragging him away, the tourist was
flailing around in the dust and yelled,
"I thought you said your dog didn't bit!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."
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Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to
the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,
Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto
ladies' knickers and thongs..'
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and,
finding it classified as unskilled labour,
he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation
replied, 'Diesel Fitter.' Since a diesel fitter was
a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back
into the office to find out why his friend and
co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled
labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'
'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da
knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his
head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'
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Two Lenasian cousins, Ravi and Pravesh,
are walking down the street one day.
They happen to come upon a crematorium.
Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, "Hey cousin,
what's this crematorium thing?"
Pravesh: "Hey no man, how must I know?"
Ravi: "Well run in there and check it out!"
Pravesh runs in, a couple minutes later he exits
the crematorium severely beaten, covered in his own blood.
Ravi (quite shocked, asks): "And now Pravesh, what happened to you man?"
Pravesh: "No man, I go inside, right!"
Ravi: "Right?"
Pravesh: "I see all these sad people standing around, right?"
Ravi: "Right?"
Pravesh: "So I ask them, 'Hey what's cooking?'
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At the brothel, the man made a joke about each
potential bedmate in turn until one slapped him in the face.
"I would like her," he said to the Madam.
"What on Earth was that all about?" she asked.
"Well, it is the only piece of advice my father
gave me. He said, 'Screw 'em if they can't take a joke'."
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One day, a teacher in a high school class was
administering a test, and she noticed that
four pupils were missing.
The first one came in.
"Why are you so late?" the teacher said to him.
"Sorry, miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."
She told him to go sit down.
Then the second pupil came in.
"Why are you so late?" she said to him.
"Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."
She told him to go sit down.
Then the third one came in.
"Why are you so late?" she said to him.
"Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."
She told him to go sit down.
Finally, the fourth pupil, a girl, came in.
"I suppose you've been up Penny Lane, too, then?"
"No, miss," she said to the teacher. "I am Penny Lane"
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BUFFALO Bill
NYPD Training Video
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Happy New Year
http://www.buffaloschips.com/76tg.htm
Hard Day
http://www.buffaloschips.com/o8u.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Age of War
http://tinyurl.com/acp62r
Emerald City Confidential
http://tinyurl.com/mkx5hn
#1 Reason To Hate Lasers
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Breakdown Triangle
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000207.html
Breast Examination
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000208.html
Breathe Right Strips
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000209.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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