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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Quick Joke

As an assistant high-school track coach, I recorded the results of
each
home meet and made copies for all the coaches. But because our track

shed did not have electricity, I had to use carbon paper. A freshman

team member offered to help, and I showed her how to place the
carbon
paper shiny side down so that the image would transfer to the sheet
beneath it. "What will they think of next?" she said in
astonishment. "Pretty soon we won't need copy machines anymore."

Do you remember the first time you did something wrong in school and
were sentenced to write something 500 times on notebook paper?
This was a much worse penalty than having to do it on the blackboard
as you couldn't take a blackboard home to ruin your weekend but you
had plenty of lined paper and the teachers thought they could have
more effect if they could ruin your life outside of school too. Back
in my school days the only way to copy things at home was with
carbon paper and any teacher worth her salt could spot a carbon copy
from a block away. The really good ones could figure out when you
had
someone else do half the pages even if they didn't misspell one word
250 times that you managed to spell right.

The only thing that seemed to speed things up was to do all of the
sentences one word at a time, vertically like all of the I at one
time and
then all of the will at one time, and then all of the not, for
example. Of course that was forbidden but you usually got away with
it unless the
teacher checked and you only had, " I will not written" 500 times.

I imagine these days that someone would come out with a program to
use your inkjet printer to write random sentences in your
handwriting but I suppose that teachers have found a new punishment.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1691

The Fairest Game of All

After Rudy and Katie were 'rescued' from the wine tasting event, the
group headed for the Midway.

BJ: Most of these games are ripoffs so do not even try them, okay?

Rudy: Okay pops.

Diana: This game over here looks innocent enough.

BJ: It isn't. You cannot get a ring on the milk bottle. It is
impossible. It is like the basketball hoops, they look round but if
you close to them, they are oval.

Sandi: Let me try and win this for Diana.

BJ: Okay but it is money thrown away.

Barker: Okay three tosses for a dollar.

Sandi: So I get three rings from you and toss them on three bottles
and they stay, I win?

Barker: Yes, thats it.

Sandi: Okay, here is one dollar.

Sandi then bends the rings to a different shape.

Barker: Hey you can't do that.

Sandi: Nothing in the rules that says I cannot.

Barker: Well here is your dollar back.

Sandi: You can give me my dollar back, but I still get my turn.

Barker sweating: Take your turn.

Sandi jumps on the counter and leans over and places one on the
bottle, and repeats the process.

Barker: I think that is cheating.

Sandi: You cannot cross the counter, I did not do so. I will take
the large stuffed Panda.

Barker: I am not certain. You can have the little stuffed bear.

Diana: Oh, there is a policeman, we can ask him what he thinks.

Barker: Oh here is your Panda.

The herd in Guthrie

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