THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Life is tough. But in order to survive,
you gotta be tougher than life.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I heard by way of the grapvine about
Papa Thorn. Many of you may read his fine
ezine, Able2laff. He disappeared some weeks back and
a lotta folks been wondering where he is.
Seems he lost his internet connection. Info
on this is sketchy right now, but hope to
have a little more later.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
15 seconds
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do it yourself
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just like that
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I told you
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the monument
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u074.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ill take my time
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my message
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8088.html
grin and bear it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8090.html
cowboy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8091.html
A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse.
The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before.
Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes.
"You know you were fucking me in the ass, don't you?"
"I wasn't quite sure," replied the man.
"Surely you realized that it wasn't like our normal sex.
Why didn't you stop?" pleaded the wife.
"You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions..."
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A Ballerina goes to the doctor, "Doc I am having
terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every
time I pirouette I fart", she cries.
"Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I'd like to see that if possible"
The ballerina get up, pirouettes and Phrrrt... farts loudly.
"That's amazing, do it again."
Again the pirouette is accompanied by a loud fart.
"Hmmm," says the Doctor "I think I may be able to help"
he bends down and picks up a long pole with a curious hook on the end.
The ballerina starts back in alarm, "What the hell are
you going to do with that?" she asks.
"Open the window, it stinks in here!"
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A vet received a phone call very late one Saturday night. "Please
Come quick," a very agitated voice on the other end said. "My dog
Has swallowed a condom."
"Is he in distress?" the vet asked."
"You don't understand," the voice said. "My dog has swallowed a
Condom."
"Yes, but unless the thing has lodged in his throat it will probably
Pass through his system without harming the animal."
"Please come quick," the voice went on undeterred. "The dog has
Swallowed a condom and my girlfriend is getting very distressed."
Eventually the vet gave in and promised that he would come round
Right away. He was just putting his coat on when the phone rang
Again. "About the dog that swallowed the condom," said the voice, it
Was a lot calmer now. "Panic over, we've found another one in the
Drawer."
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Oh husband, dear husband, I tremble with fear;
You've been on overtime almost all year;
And since you are gone till way late at night,
A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.
Oh husband, dear husband, please don't be a fool;
Working overtime is wasting your tool;
For better it is to be poor all your life,
Than bring a soft peter home to your wife;
I used to be happy as your little queen,
But now every night you're nowhere to be seen;
You come home from work just able to creep,
I feel like screwing, but you want to sleep.
Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed,
Your intentions are good, but your peter is dead;
I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry,
I get so damn mad, I could lay down and cry.
I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes,
I've played with your balls, but your pecker won't rise;
So I'll find me a man who works eight hours a day,
And while you're at work, we'll proceed to make hay.
For in this whole world there is only one sin,
For which there's no pardon, and never has been;
And that is a man who is so foolish and mean,
That he gives up his screwing to run a machine.
To All Sports Loving Men This Guy Is a Genuis
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Toilet Seat Sign
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6256.htm
Tom Mabe
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6257.htm
Tomato PSA
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6258.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Candid Camera
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Candid Camera Russian Style
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Canyon Motor Bike Ride
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000288.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a good day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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