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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
"Here's what you need to know. First, I will not
sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits -
either now or in the future. Period. And to prove that
I'm serious, there will be a provision in this plan that
requires us to come forward with more spending cuts if
the savings we promised don't materialize."
President BaracK Obama addressing health care reform.
You know, I really want to believe the guy, but you will
have to forgive me if I do not. There is good reason that many of us
oldsters are skeptical. Many before him have entered the
White House: promising change. For example, the Carter
administration was supposed to be a catalist for change.
That era featured a democratically controlled white house
and a democratically controlled congress. Yet, the only
real notable thing about president Carter was that he wore
blue jeans in the white house. Richard Nixon promised change,
also. "We're gonna change the way things get done around
here." was a resounding comment in the early days for him.
But of course, like others before them, its difficult to
remember any thing these past presidents did to "change things"
I suspect this president like others will go down in
history making big promises.
But mostly, that's what they are: promises.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
nudist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s040.html
police line
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s041.html
bumpers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s042.html
a little shaky
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s043.html
money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s044.html
rebooting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s045.html
house hunting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s046.html
futility
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s047.html
you'll need this
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Did you hear about my latest invention? gonna make a fortune!
YEP YEP YEP!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
wow
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Annes boutique
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Jackie
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naked
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when do you speak up?
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There was a black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy.
They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorg-
eous woman. Well they made a bet to see who could make
the woman scream. The black guy goes in and comes out
and the women is laughing, Then the white guys goes in,
well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.
The Chinese guy goes in and after a few minutes she is
screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the
other two guys said how did you do that, and the Chinese
guy goes "Me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick!"
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A young blonde was having problems with her first case
of hemorrhoids. With all the burning, itching and
swelling she didn't know what to do.
She calls her older blonde friend and says, "I'm itching,
burning and it's swollen - what can I do?"
The older blonde says, "You have hemorrhoids. I'll go
down to the pharmacy and get you some Preparation H
that will take care of your swelling and itching. You
just set still."
After about an hour the young blonde was itching and
burning more and more.
The older blonde delivers the Preparation H and tells the
young blonde, "Take this and you will be better in about
an hour. I'll call and check up on you in a couple of hours."
The young blonde, not reading the directions, rips open
the box and swallows the whole tube, thinking this is
the worst taste she has ever ran across her lips. She
tries to spit it out but has no luck.
The phone rings and she answers, "Ssssswwwellooooo."
It's the older blonde. She asks, "So, how are your
hemorrhoids??"
The young blonde replies, "They still itch and burn but
I can whistle better than ever before!"
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There's this guy walking along a road to town with
his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he
needs a ride to town. The guy sez, "Yeah," and hops in.
The driver asks "What about your camel?"
The guy replies, "Oh, he's okay... He knows his
way to town." So the driver start's driving, gets up
to about 45 MPH, looks in his rearview mirror and sees
the camel right behind him. He sez to the guy, "Hey
buddy ya know your camel is behind us?
The guy replies, "Yeah it's okay, he knows his way to
town. Speed up a little." The driver speeds up to about
55 MPH, he's driving along, and look's behind him and
again see's the camel. He sez to the guy, "Your camel is still there."
The guy replies, "Really it's okay, he knows his way to
town. Speed up a little." So the driver speeds up to 65 MPH.
He drives for a bit, look's behind him, then looks at the
guy and says, "Hey buddy your camel, he's looking pretty rough."
The guy replies, "Oh yeah? What's he doing?"
The driver sez, "Well, his ear's are folded back and
his tongue is hanging out."
The guy replies, "His tongue is hanging out? Which side?"
The driver sez, "The left side."
The guy replies, "You'd better hold your course...
he's fixin to pass ya!"
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It was with much dismay that Rachael discovered her
husband Hymie had a mistress. Rachael, however, was
not the sort to kill the golden goose, rather she
decided to find out what the mistress had that she didn't.
After a long interrogation Hymie finally relented.
"Well, to tell you the truth, Rachael, you are too cold.
When we make love you don't do anything. You just lay
there, whereas she moans and groans with feeling."
"Is that all?" thought Rachael. "Is that all there is to it?"
That night she dressed in her most alluring lingerie,
slipped Hymie a shot of his favorite cognac and got him
into bed. Half-way through the business she decided to give
him her most passionate moans and groans. "Oh Hymie,
darling," she began, "I've had the most terrible day.
Our shares dropped two points, the maid quit and you
don't give me enough house-keeping money..."
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BUFFALO Bill
Bottle Magic
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000191.html
Bottle Opener
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000192.html
Bottle Rocket
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000193.html
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SYDESJOKES LIST
How A Real Man Takes Off His Underwear
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How Mens Underwear Should Be Advertised
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How To Get Rid Of A One Night Stand
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It can Make You suck
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM;
Martin aka the postman
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