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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Friends answer your needs before their own.
You come to them with your hunger,
And they satisfy you with peace.
That's how friends are.
Friends let you speak your mind,
Without worrying what their thoughts will be.
Friends know when you are silent,
They need to listen your heart.
Friends share the joy and the pain.
They know about desire and rejection.
Friends allow you to be who you are,
Without expectations of who you should be.
Friends don't come with a purpose,
They don't come with a plan.
They come to enlighten your spirit,
They come to brighten your heart.
They come to give you a hand when needed
And expect nothing in return.
It is the little things that friends do.
Like fill your heart with pleasure, hope and joy.
AAHH... The Sweetness Of Friendship
There can be no price placed on Friendship
It has once been told.
For Friendships are worth far more than gold.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
is it working?
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Obama
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asshole
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before we begin
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hemp head
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Johnson
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a new baby name
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dark places
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I need them
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
your mobile
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backin up
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symphony
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Johnny
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land of freedom
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dutch cowboys
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as a professional
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EAT FREE WITH KFC
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Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package
and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she
returned.Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
Liz "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you
got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"
Sally,"Cause I just can't get a man."
Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the
woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man.
But I couldn't find it."
Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some
dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."
Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good
pair of hooters."
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Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked:
"How did your game go? The first lady, a brunette,
said she had a good round ... making the comment that
she actually had 25 riders. The Pro was a bit
perplexed not knowing what a "Rider" was.
The second was a blonde lady who quickly chimed in
and said that she had a very good round as well with 16 riders.
The third lady then said that her round was average
and that she only had 10 riders. The fourth lady admitted
that she played the worst round of the day and that she
only had 2 riders all day long. The Pro was completely
confused not knowing what the term "rider" meant. But,
because he didn't want to look dumb, he made a quick
polite remark, wished the ladies well and then left.
He then approached the bartender and asked "Hey, can
you tell me what these ladies are talking about when
they refer to "Riders"?" The bartender simply smiled
and said..."A 'Rider" is when you hit a shot long enough
to ride on the golf cart to your ball.
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Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.
The teacher advised the class to start the day with the
Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their
right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.
He looked around the room as he started the recitation,
"I pledge allegiance to the flag..." when his eyes fell
upon Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right
cheek of his buttocks. "Little Johnny, I will not continue
until you put your hand over your heart."
Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put his hand
over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"
"Because, every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up,
pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart',
and my Grandma wouldn't lie!"
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Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
"Listen honey, just for old time's sake, why don't we have
a leisurely dinner, share a few glasses of fine wine, go to
my apartment and really make love?"
Ex-: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "There you go! - You haven't changed a bit"
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A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let
his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
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BUFFALO Bill
Office B
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Polaroid
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lkala.htm
Porky Pig
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sddssd.htm
Redneck 911 Call
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsaa.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Samantha Swift & the Golden Touch
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I Bought You A Redneck Mansion
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One Man Army
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Brian Regan
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Bridge In Storm
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Brit Fight
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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