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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Congrats to my son on his new job. Like others in this
recession, on his old job, his hours where he had been
working had been cut back to almost nothing.
It was a good 2 months before he finally
found something else. (No simple task when you have no real
technical skills to offer.) We were talking about it and son
said they asked him that question, "Why do you want to work
at So and so's?" You know, don't you just wish,
when some stupid interviewer asks you that, you could say,
"well, actually I don't, but you seem like less of an asshole
than the manager over there at McDonalds." Or maybe how bout this
"Hell, I don't want to work, but I do need a paycheck."
My son says that when they asked him that
question, he said, "My parents taught me that if you want
anything in this world, you have to work for it." Maybe not
fabulous philosophy, but it was enough to get him the job.
And you know what the amazing thing is?
First, your kids may not listen to what you say,
but they are certainly going to listen to what you do.
And second, just when you thought there was no hope for
them, guess what? they turned out pretty good inspite of it all:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
3 wishes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u060.html
going in circles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u061.html
relax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u062.html
brain swap
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u063.html
now I know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u064.html
childhood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u065.html
beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u066.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
body treatment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8079.html
the dog and the l.e.d. light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8080.html
after a wild night out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8081.html
Drew Kerry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8082.html
would you stand that close?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8083.html
karate chimp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8085.html
baby dancing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8086.html
A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse.
The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before.
Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes.
"You know you were fucking me in the ass, don't you?"
"I wasn't quite sure," replied the man.
"Surely you realized that it wasn't like our normal sex.
Why didn't you stop?" pleaded the wife.
"You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions..."
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A Ballerina goes to the doctor, "Doc I am having terrible
trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart", she cries.
"Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I'd like to see that if possible"
The ballerina get up, pirouettes and Phrrrt... farts loudly.
"That's amazing, do it again."
Again the pirouette is accompanied by a loud fart.
"Hmmm," says the Doctor "I think I may be able to help"
he bends down and picks up a long pole with a curious hook on the end.
The ballerina starts back in alarm, "What the hell are you
going to do with that?" she asks.
"Open the window, it stinks in here!"
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A little old lady owned a home beside the fifth fairway, and stray
golf balls were always landing in her back yard.
Instead of getting angry, she removed the fence along the boundary,
invited the golfers onto her property, showed them where their ball
was located, and encouraged them to take their next shot from that
spot.
Even when they missed and dug deep divots in her lawn, she would tell
them to go ahead and take another swing.
A visitor, after witnessing her overly courteous behavior, couldn't
help but comment. "How come you let them tear up your yard like
that?" the visitor asked, "and not only that, you encourage them."
"I'm not as courteous as you think," the old lady replied. "I'm
planning on turning my yard into a garden, and I figure within
another month they'll have it plowed for me."
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A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art
exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary
painting caught her eye.
"What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?"
He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a
mother and her child."
"Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"
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Q. What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
A. A crazy bitch who will find you !
Q. What's the definition of oral sex?
A. The taste of things to come.
Q. Which reptile has a lovely singing voice?
A:. The choral snake.
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Teacher: "According to science, what happens when a body is
immersed in water?"
Student: "Usually the phone rings."
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A woman with eight children happened to run across
a childhood friend of hers on the street corner.
"Nancy," she asked, "why do you have no children?"
"I practice preventive measures," was the answer.
"Preventive measures? What's that?" asked Donna.
"I use two saucers and a box. My husband's shorter
than I am and we like to screw standing up. When he
gets a hard-on I pull up my dress, spread my legs,
and put two saucers on the table. He stands up on
the box so he can get all the way inside me and
starts jumping up and down."
"So where does all this get you?" asked Donna, confused.
"That's when I got to watch him very closely. When his
eyes get as big as those two saucers,
I kick the box out from under him."
The Dildo Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6247.htm
The Elk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6248.htm
Three Condoms Please
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6251.htm
Thunder Power
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6252.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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