The Postman's Corner
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Some things in life will always be a mystery.
I'm sure you have heard that oldie which asks
the question "Why do they put locks on the door
of a 24 hour convenience store," right? Lets face
it, some things we will never know. But you know
what really bugs me?
Why is it when you wife becomes pregnant, all her female
friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations."
But none of them rub your dick and say "well done"?
Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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pregnant
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fishy
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didn't I tell you?
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meditation
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Czars
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yoga
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cold water
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bank robbery
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muppets
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bad flight
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don't litter
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I feel it is my duty to warn everyone of a major problem,
one that endangers lives, damages property and causes
untold misery, a growing menace that can be summed
up in three words: men doing laundry. At first glance,
MDL may not seem like a big problem, especially to
members of the female species, who generally
prefer MDL to WDL. But the evidence is overwhelming.
MDL has resulted in millions of discolored clothes,
billions of missing socks, and countless broken relationships.
Wife: "Did you remember to separate the clothes before washing them?"
Husband: "Yes, of course I did. I put the whites
at the bottom and the colors on top."
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A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he made his selection, the stonecutter asked him
what inscription he would like on it.
"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.
"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter.
"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people
in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an
honest lawyer." "But that won't let people know who it
is," protested the lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the
stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
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An old man was setting on his porch, when a young man
walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"What are you selling, young man," he asked.
"I'm not selling anything, Sir," the young man replied.
"I'm a Census Taker."
"A what?" the man asked.
"A Census Taker. We are trying to find out how many
people are in the United States ."
"Well," the man answered, "you're wasting your
time with me. I have no idea."
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Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the
ringing of my phone.
In a sleepy voice, I said, "Hello".
The party on the other end of the line paused for a
moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech.
"Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I
had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting
home. See, Dad's car has a flat but it's not my fault.
Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went
flat while we were inside the theater.
Please don't be mad, okay?"
Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person
had misdialed. "I'm sorry dear," I replied, "but you've
reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Susan."
"Gosh, Mom," came the young woman's voice,
"I didn't think you'd be this mad!"
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Although he always ordered just ham and eggs everyday,
one customer at the diner always studied the menu
carefully each day before ordering.
One day, his regular waitress decided to see if he
could be made to order anything else.
before giving him the menu she marked out the ham and eggs entry.
Once the customer had looked over the menu for a few
minutes, the waitress approached him and asked, "Sir,
did you notice that I scratched something you like?"
Without looking up from the menu, he quickly replied,
"Well, would you mind washing your hands before you
bring me my ham and eggs?"
Mevo and the Grooveriders
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A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescri-
ption bottle with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to
take this more often than every 4 hours," warned the
pharmacist.
"Don't worry," replied the patient. "It takes me 4 hours
to get the lid off!"
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down
a road when they hear a voice call from behind a
sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten
Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of
his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle
breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Texan is better than
a hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban
commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After
10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out, "One Texan is better than
one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander
musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the
dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of them."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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