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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I think quite often we misunderstand
the intelligence that the man upstairs
has given to his creatures. Specifically,
we know that according to Pavlov, much of
canine behaviour is learned. So you realize
that a lot of what our doggie friends do is
the classical conditioning as Ivan Pavlov
described. For instance, the show of warmth
and friendliness from your buddy may well, in
fact, be motivated by desire for a food handout.
And perhaps, my little buddy, Turk the dog,
aka Carlos the rat, is motivated to spend a
great deal of time licking my face. I like
to think he does so cuz 'he luvs me'. But in truth,
he gets his back rubbed when he does so.
And that is probably his prime reason for doing it.
(A treat he enjoys.) However, he has learned one
behaviour which I am not so happy about.
He has learned to dislike my motorcycle helmet.
He knows when I put on the helmet that I am likely
do disappear for the day, and so, when he sees
it in my hand, it produces a great deal of barking
and growling. Indeed, I think the little guy hates
the thing. But alas, his vicious expression
of dissatisfaction does him no good and I proceed
with my plans to ride while Turk is relegated to
spend the day in his cage. Poor thing. They should
make a motorcycle for dogs.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
keeping score
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grand ma's blue hair
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today's spelling bee
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safety
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going broke
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landing a plane
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overnight
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Harold's regret
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new packaging
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
and they called it puppy love
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congugal relations
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one food you like
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a boy named Jack
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when he is away
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hangin it
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Joe was in the corner bar having a few when his friend Phil dropped
In and joined him. It didn't take long for Phil to notice a string
Hanging out of the back of Joe's shirt collar that Joe kept tugging
On. Finally Phil couldn't contain his curiosity, and asked,
"What the Hell's' that string for?"
"Two weeks ago I had a date with that dish, Linda," Joe explained,
"and when I got her into the sack, would you believe I couldn't get
It up? Made me so mad that I tied this string to my dick, and every
time I think of how it let me down, I pull the string and make it
Kiss my ass."
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask myself,
"Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me,
"This is going to take more than one night".
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the
cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
When the enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his
rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster
and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached
the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over
him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to
his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
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A friend of mine is a Police Officer here in town
and he mentioned the other day that he actually
had pulled Janet Jackson over...
I said, "Are you serious? What, was she speeding?"
He said, "Nah, she had a headlight out."
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Mary: My #1 ex was probably the dumbest of all.
Jill: Why do you say that?
Mary: He came into the bedroom one night
holding a jalapeño pepper in his hand. I said,
"Why in hell did you bring that pepper to the
bedroom?"
Jill: Well, what did he say?
Mary: He said, "You told me to add spice to our sex live.
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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the
wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the
hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy
says, "I just sit there naked on a chair, she
sits on top, and I bob her up and down." His
friend says, "You know, that doesn't sound too
bad." The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like
jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to."
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A knockout blonde with a fine set of knockers
complains to the doctor, "I believe I am losing
my mind. I can't remember ANYTHING after five
minutes!"
The doctor answers, in his most comforting tone,
"Just take off all your clothes, miss, and lie
down..."
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Escape Rosecliff Island
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Aqua Bubble Game
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Proz Hunt
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BUFFALO Bill
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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