THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, its been a remarkably nice week from
the weather man here in West Michigan. With
the exception of Wednesday. I went out a little
early that morning. Well, 9am is kindof early for
me. And didn't realize it. BRRRRR!!!! and it was
STILL cold at noon. Otherwise, I have had no complaints
as the weather man has brought us sunshine and no
rain now for almost ten days. But even still, the signs
show that the seasons are a changin. Days are getting
shorter, and there is that nippy crispness in the air
that is associated with fall. I should be planning one
very long ride on the iron horse. Rain is not
expected until this coming Tuesday. And it may be one
of the last chances for a long ride this year.
Unfortunately, it appears that the season is drawing to
an end:(
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Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
don't worry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s070.html
men and women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s071.html
bye bye kitty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s072.html
private
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s073.html
after your diet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s074.html
you fool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s075.html
doggie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s076.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
terrorist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8029.html
one kind of stripper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8030.html
the money monkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8031.html
50 cal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8032.html
on fire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8034.html
Mr. Medlycott
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8035.html
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A couple was waiting for their food at a Chinese
restaurant when the waiter set chopsticks at their
places. The woman made a point of reaching into her
purse and pulling out her own pair. "As a staunch
environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve
of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils."
The old waiter inspected her chopsticks. "Very beautiful,"
he said politely."Why thank you," responded the woman.
"They're genuine ivory."
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of
a fight.
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A little boy came home from playing outside one day. He
was huffing and puffing, like he was winded. All of
sudden, the boy's father heard a kitten squalling like
it was extremely uncomfortable. He turned around and
looked. Sure enough, there's his son -- holding a kitten -
obviously no more than 6 weeks old! "What have you got
there, son?"
"It's especially for you, Dad," the boy replied. The
father asked, "What do you mean?" "Remember the other
night, you told Mom you wanted 'a little pussy? ' "Well,
I heard you, and I went out and got you one!"
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed
away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the
casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the
casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the
woman is actually alive!
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again
held and, at the end of the service, the pallbearers are once
more carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband shouts,
"Watch out for the wall!"
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Hey, bartender," says a customer, sitting at the bar.
"What kind of bird is that sitting on the perch?"
"Oh," says Bob the bartender, "that's a Crunchy Bird!"
"I never heard of a Crunchy Bird," says the patron.
"Just watch," says Bob. He takes a newspaper off the bar
and throws it down on the floor, then he turns to the bird
and says, "Crunchy Bird, my paper!" The bird swoops down
and attacks the newspaper. He rips it to shreds until
there's nothing left but tiny pieces of confetti.
"Wow," says the customer, "can I try?"
"Be my guest," the bartender replies.
The customer takes off his shoe and puts it on the bar
and says, "Crunchy Bird, my shoe!" The bird flies down
off the perch and picks the shoe up with his beak.
He slams the shoe down on the bar and starts attacking it.
In no time, the shoe is reduced to nothing but a few
pieces of leather and a shoelace. Then the bird flies
back to his perch behind the bar.
Suddenly a tough looking guy walks into the bar.
He yells, "Gimme a drink NOW!" He looks around the bar
snarling and yells at the patrons, "What the Hell are
you clowns looking at?" The bar is completely silent.
Then the bully notices the bird and says, "What the Hell
kind of stupid looking bird is that?"
"That's a Crunchy Bird," says bartender Bob.
The tough guy laughs and yells, "Crunchy Bird, my ass!"
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A husband returns home from work to discover that his wife is
missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, and when he
comes home on the second night he finds his spouse sitting in the
kitchen, eating some pasta.
"You're alive!" he cries. "Where have you been all this time?"
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild s*x with me for a week."
"But you've only been gone two days!?"
"Yeah, I'm just here to get something to eat ..."
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BUFFALO BILL
Saddam The Unseen Video
http://www.buffaloschips.com/AASSA.htm
Santa Shopping
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdsdsd.htm
Saudi
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ssdseew.htm
Schweaty Balls
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kslls.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
British Wedding
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000213.html
Bruno Parkour
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000214.html
BT Talk Talk
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000215.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Warlords Fighting Game
http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm
Scary Museum Prank
http://tinyurl.com/cmoy2e
Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon
http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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