THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
What happened in the past is just that,
the past. Champion or not.
Steve Nash
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I do not know if it was a bit of
the flu, or if it was food poisoning.
I do know,however, that this weekend,
Montezuma's revenge had its way with me.
Sunday, the porcelain god was definitely
my friend, and at times it didn't matter
if I was standing up, or sitting down!
Needless to say, I dropped the idea of
publishing yesterday. Under the
circumstances, yesterday was just not
a good day for it. What it would have been
good for tho, was a good long ride down
the road on the iron horse. Now that summer
is pretty much over, we are having the most
beautiful summer weather you could ask for.
Too bad I was not up to enjoying it.
But, fortunately the weather man says this
coming week is going to be be more of the same,
so I am happy!!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The department of health has issued a
new health warning. They say hand shaking and
kissing transmit h1n1 influenza.
They recommend new forms of greeting to be used.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
where he came from
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t001.html
its a match
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t002.html
before the wheel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t003.html
offline
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t004.html
complaint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t005.html
exscuse me sonny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t006.html
all you can eat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t007.html
oh great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t008.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
motorcycles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8001.html
snugwow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8002.html
kung fu Billy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8003.html
bull fights
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8004.html
police chase a ford
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8005.html
comedy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8006.html
My father
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8007.html
"Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work late.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys next door from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked :
1. The boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
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On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary,
the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.
She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,
"What in the world are these?"
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
"GOTCHA!"
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A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large,
menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, "All
you guys on this side of the bar are a bunch of assholes!"
A sudden silence descends.
After a moment he asks "Anyone got a problem with that?"
The silence lengthens.
He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on
the other side of the bar are faggots!"
Once again, the bar is silent.
He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem
with that?"
A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk
towards the man.
"You got a problem, buddy?"
"Oh no, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."
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A Scotsman and his wife return home from a long holiday in the
USA. They are trying to smuggle a couple of pets into the UK. A
snake and a skunk.
"How are we going to get these through customs?" asks the wife.
He says, I'll wear the snake like a belt and you can put the
skunk down your knickers.
She says, "What about the smell?"
"If it dies, it dies."
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Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when
they happen to walk by a Catholic church.
They see a big sign posted that says,
"Convert to Catholicism and get $100"
One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His
friend turns to him and says,
"Murray, what's going on?"
"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it."
Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"
Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it."
With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church. Twenty
minutes later he walks out with his head bowed.
"So," asks Abe, "did you get your hundred dollars?"
Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think
of?"
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BUFFALO Bill
Making Up
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Mama's Boobs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aka.htm
Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajkak.htm
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SYDESJOKES List
Boxing Fan Cat
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Boy And His Train Christmas
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Brahma Beer Advert #1
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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