THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"What's important in life isn't what
you have, but how you live."
Jim Press
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I might draw your attention to today's quote.
Jim Press was top executive of the Toyota Corp.
for 37 years before he joined Chrysler as one of
its top 3 executives. He makes an interesting
statement given his current circumstances. Having
been stripped of his lucrative bonus awards from
the corperation, Mr. Press is facing foreclosure
on his Birmingham mansion and several other legal
actions, being unable to meet many of his financial
obligations. Seeing everything that you worked for slipping
away is not an easy thing.
But, you know what? its a whole lot better
for you to learn a concept like this BEFORE you
have it all, rather than when you are ready to
LOSE it all.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
how fast are u
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no no no
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company morale
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exhausting
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old lady who lived in a shoe
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Houston
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do you know
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tinkle bell
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jeffery Daymont
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8042.html
can you feel that?
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puppy and the mirror
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8044.html
exhibition team
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8045.html
dirty old man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8047.html
A couple go to the courthouse to get a marriage license
and the clerk asks the girl her name and she says Mayree.
He says you mean Mary don't you.
She says no, all my folks call me Mayree. The clerk says
what's his name and she says Arnie.
He says you mean Ernie.
She says no we all call him Arnie. The clerk told her
that she sure was a big husky girl and big enough to
play with the Green Bay Packers.
She said I don't play with anybody's packer but Arnies.
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Mike picked up an attractive woman, named Linda, who
flagged down his car in a seedy part of town. As they
rode, he asked her what she did for a living.
Linda winked at Mike and said, "I'm a magician."
"No way," Mike scoffed. 'Prove it."
So Linda touched him on the thigh, and "Poof" Mike
turned into a hotel.
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The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit
earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Reginald Carpley.
The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for her
infidelity. With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he
had taken her from a miserable existence on a local run-down
farm, given her a fine home, provided her with servants,
expensive clothes and jewels, and almost anything she desired.
By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his Lordship then turned his wrath on his supposed friend:
"And as for you Reggie... you might at least stop while I'm
talking!"
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A 60-year-old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a booming voice from above
"You will live to be 100!"
She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard
"You will live to be 100!"
Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got
40 more years to live! So she took out a loan
and off she went to the plastic surgeon.
She got everything fixed from head to toe.
When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,
died, and went up to heaven.
She said to God, "You told me I would live to be 100. I was
supposed to have had 40 more years.
So how come you let the bus kill me?" God said: "I didn't recognize you."
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ONE LINERS
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
A toast to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
Ahh, sweet pity. Where would my love-life have been without it?
All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Bulging Eyes
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000265.html
Bull Jump
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000266.html
Bulls Revenge
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000267.html
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BUFFALO Bill
Soup Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/saDAWE.htm
Speed Isn't Everything
http://www.buffaloschips.com/SDFSA.htm
Sponsor an Executive
http://www.buffaloschips.com/DSAds.htm
Spring Board Break
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jdsks.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
My Goldfish's Got Diarrhea
http://tinyurl.com/kp4hae
Warlords Heroes
http://tinyurl.com/b7os84
Cindy's Travels: Flooded Kingdom
http://tinyurl.com/lvsoru
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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