THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Do what you feel in your heart is right,
for you'll be criticized anyway.
~Eleanor Roosevelt
_____________
Newly Diagnosed Diabetic?
Or Simply Trying to Control Blood Sugar?
Receive a FREE guide with helpful information, tips, and product reviews.
There is absolutely no cost or obligation
http://tinyurl.com/c9ltha
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, you enjoying the great last hurrah of summer?
Here in West Michigan the weather man has blest us
with near perfect weather. I hope the same is true
for your Labor day weekend also!
Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed
on the first Monday in September (September 7 in 2009).
The holiday originated in Canada out of labor disputes
("Nine-Hour Movement") first in Hamilton, then in Toronto,
Canada in the 1870s, which resulted in a Trade Union
Act which legalized and protected union activity in 1872
in Canada. The parades held in support of the Nine-Hour
Movement and the printers' strike led to an annual
celebration in Canada. In 1882, American labor leader
Peter J. McGuire witnessed one of these labor festivals
in Toronto. Inspired from Canadian events in Toronto,
he returned to New York and organized the first
American "labor day" on September 5 of the same year.
The first Labor Day in the United States was celebrated
on September 5, 1882 in New York City. In the aftermath
of the deaths of a number of workers at the hands of
the US military and US Marshals during the 1894 Pullman
Strike, President Grover Cleveland put reconciliation
with Labor as a top political priority. Fearing further
conflict, legislation making Labor Day a national holiday
was rushed through Congress unanimously and signed into
law a mere six days after the end of the strike. Cleveland
was also concerned that aligning a US labor holiday with
existing international May Day celebrations would stir up
negative emotions linked to the Haymarket Affair. All 50
U.S. states have made Labor Day a state holiday.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
birthday boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s001.html
distractions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s002.html
beefstew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s003.html
Oh Harold, look...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s004.html
a great lover
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s005.html
Martha and Arnold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s006.html
personal assistant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s007.html
test your heart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s008.html
____________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
ber beer beer-wav file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7053.html
Declain Galbraith
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7054.html
bullshit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7055.html
the road runner and coyote
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7056.html
bowling bloopers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7057.html
balloon prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7058.html
The widow lay crying on her psychiatrist's couch.
"We were married twenty-five years before he died,"
she said, dabbing away a tear. "Never had an
argument in all those years."
"Amazing," said the doctor. "How did you do it?"
"I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."
________________
When a guy's printing on his printer began to
grow faint, he called a local repair shop where
a friendly man informed him that the printer
probably needed only to be cleaned.
Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings,
he told him he might be better off reading the
printer's manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked,
"Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee
replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money
on repairs if we let people try to fix
things themselves first."
_____________
Dragnet
I'm Joe Friday, private eye. I work on Tuesday,
Tuesday's my secretary.Yesterday I was working
in my New York office when there was a knock at
the door, scared me half out of my secretary.
Then a tall blonde walked by, I knew she was tall
'cause we were on the 7th floor.
The phone rang. It was a client. I knew something
was wrong because she told me there was.
I raced down the stairs, called a taxi, the taxi
stopped with a jerk, the jerk got out and I got in.
We took the corner at 80 miles an hour. A cop
stopped us and told us to put it back.
Then we were driving on the sidewalk because there
was a sign that said "keep deaths off the roads".
We were getting further out of the city. I knew this
because we weren't hitting so many pedestrians.
When I got to my client's house she greeted me with a
burning kiss. Then she took her cigarette out of
her mouth and kissed me again.
There was a man on the floor. He had bullet wounds
to the head and stab wounds to the heart. He was
dead so we went for a drive in the country.
Then a brick came through the window, hit her on the
left breast and broke four of my fingers.
We got a flat tire. She pumped and I pumped, she
pumped and I pumped. Then we got out and fixed the tire.
When we got back to my clients house she invited me
in for a root beer. The root was nice but the beer was flat.
I was giving her a goodnight kiss but she closed her
legs and broke my glasses.
Dumm Da Dumm Dumm
________________
Judy calls the police station and says, "My hubby is
missing." The officer asks, "How long has he been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream."
_____________
So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do Scuba divers
always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which Murphy replies:
"You thick idjiot - If they fell forwards
they'd still be in the feckin'
boat.
BUFFALO BILL
Viagra Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ngfdrtd.htm
Weight Lifting Surprise
http://www.buffaloschips.com/cdfgdsxgrfd.htm
Why Airplanes Have Pillows
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hjfrfdty.htm
Worst Best Man
http://www.buffaloschips.com/uiygtyutf5.htm
_______________
SYDESJOKES LIST
Blonde
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000176.html
Blonde Antelope
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000177.html
Bloody Lucky Arab
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000178.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment