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Pontiac Sold to Amish Entrepreneurs
The Associated Press
Detroit, Michigan | Published: 04.29.2009
DETROIT, Mich. — In a surprising move, General Motors
announced today that it is selling its Pontiac brand
and assets to an Amish investment group headquartered
in Leola, Pennsylvania. The automaker announced its
plans for Pontiac today during a press conference
outlining dramatic updates to its restructuring efforts.
The move took industry experts by surprise since the
Amish Plain Sect community is not customarily
associated with motor vehicles. A spokesman for
Bird-In-Hand Enterprises, LLC, who spoke on the
condition of anonymity, said that the Amish corporation
intends to reposition Pontiac as a taxi manufacturer.
"We fear, with the likely demise of Chrysler, and with
'General Motors' abandoning of the minivan market, that
we will not have access in the future to suitable
'Amish taxis' to serve our community. The acquisition
of Pontiac will ensure long-term access to taxi
services for us," he said. The source provided little
detail of the repositioning of the brand, other than
noting that final engineering still needs to be worked
out. The source did add, however, that Amish engineers
involved previously with Amish Roll-and-Glow Electric
Fireplaces developed a working prototype of the proposed
Pontiac Amish Taxi and have recently authorized the
release of an image of the Pontiac taxi.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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detail
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I fixed it
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work accident
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fast food
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honesty is the best policy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Yogi's farm
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oil
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Seinfeld
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Global warming
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alcohol monkeys
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the gay perspective
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One day the professor was discussing a particularly
complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted,
demanding, "Why do we have to learn all this stuff?"
"To save lives," the professor responded quickly, and
continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
"So, how exactly does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the idiots out of medical school," replied the
professor.
Now if we only had something to keep the idiots out of
LAW School.
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In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me
why a flounder is flat?"
Little Johnny raises his hand.
"Go ahead, Little Johnny."
"My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder."
"That's terrible, Little Johnny. I'll have to speak to
your parents about this. Let's try another one. Why does
a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?"
Again Little Johnny raises his hand.
"We'll give you another chance."
"My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the
lobster saw it, and his eyes popped out in shock."
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Charles was taking his out-of-town buddy Clyde on
a walking tour of the city. Clyde saw a good-looking
girl and asked Charles if he knew her. "Yes, that's Jacqueline
-- one hundred and twenty dollars." A little further along,
Clyde spotted an even more stunning girl and asked if
Charles happened to know her also. "Yes, that Rosalynn --
one hundred and eighty dollars." After the process was
repeated twice more, Clyde remarked, "Good Heavens!
Aren't there any respectable women in this city?"
"Of course!" replied Charles, highly offended.
"But you couldn't afford them either."
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A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him,
"How long have you been wearing that bra?"
The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it
in the glove compartment."
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Speaking at a staff meeting, a very pert and pretty
female engineer told the male manager of the division,
"I'd like to get something off my chest."
"What's that?"
"Your eyes."
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week." The florist was pleased
and left the shop. When the barber went to open his
shop the next morning, there was a "thank you" card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop
comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy
and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to
open up, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for
a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber
again replied, "I can-not accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week." The Congressman was very happy
and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went
to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting
for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the
fundamental difference between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.
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BUFFALO Bill
Fanfare
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Final Call
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Flashlights
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Girls
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Giving Change Adult
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Boat Drop
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Boat In A Storm
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Body Board Ramp
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Chaos of Mana
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Virtual Families
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Bounty Killers
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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