Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Went out with Buffy today to pay a few bills and afterward stopped
at K-Mart to get a large bag of cat food. They had a Dora and
Perrito veterinarian set with the puppy, a carrier, stethoscope, and
a thermometer and even though the dog was the size of my fist
we bought it for Eva. Of course she loved it and after Sandy opened
the box Eva was off to play. I was working on my mail when Eva
climbed up on my chair and stuck something in my ear. I looked
over and she had the toy thermometer. Fortunately for me and the
cats that Eva was trying to check, she grew up in the era of digital
thermometers and not the old kind.
From the Archives
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
A little more on Navy Coffee from Herd member Donald Grantham
Hi Buffalo,
Two true bits about coffee, Navy coffee). Way back when one of my
first assignment was when the Chief's told me as I was the new man
on the crew My job was to make the coffee. right off a Georgia farm
I had no idea how to make coffee, and told them as much. My family
was so poor we could not afford coffee thus I had never had a cup
and no idea what it taste like. They said don't worry I could learn.
I also had the job of rinsing out with fresh water everyone's cup,
no one ever said not to scrub it. Well in an effort to look good I
scrub them and got the most sever chewing out I every got in 23
years of service. I also thought it to be servitude to have to clean
all the division cups, about 80 cups. The first pot of coffee I made
would have cut paint, so strong. They said fill this basket with
grounds and fill the pot with water No one pointed out the basket
had marks for the fill line thus I filled the basket. A block of
instructions and a good chewing showed me how to fill the basket.
Then they said add some egg shells to the pot to take away the
bitter taste. I took a trip to the mess hall and retrieved a pound
ca of egg shells. You guessed it too many shells. The next day the
Chiefs came to me and said as I didn't drink coffee they had decided
it wasn't fair for me to have to make the coffee so I didn't have to
do that any more. Mission accomplished, but don't tell anyone.
Story two.
In the Med I was a Combat Photojournalist on the USS Independence.
Doing a story on the commodities used on the cruise I ask how much
of certain items was used for the average meal. No one thinks of
using 5000 pounds of meat, 400 pounds of salt or 300 pounds of
pepper for one. But then not many people feed 9000 people per meal.
One of the questions I asked was how much coffee in 8oz cups was
used on the cruise. The amount was such I went to the engineering
department and ask if they could figure how much liquid this would
be, would it be enough to float the ship. A few days later they came
back to me with the information this was not only enough liquid to
float this air craft carrier but enough to turn it around.
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