THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Take advantage of this unique offer and indulge yourself
with a FREE Apple Laptop or Dell Laptop!
http://tinyurl.com/m5upb9
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, the kids are back in school. Things have really
changed these days. For me, the most surprising thing
is school starting before Labor day. That was unheard
of in my day. Just seems hard to imagine that. And how
about this big bru ha ha over the president talking to
the kids? Haven't figgered out why that is a problem.
Must be someone knows something that I do not.
I suppose they are probably rewriting the nursery rhymes
to reflect a new era too. What with all this stuff like
swine flu. right?
Now, if the big bad wolf said,
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
The pig would just say, "Bugger off or I'll sneeze on you."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
______________
THE COMICS
today's special
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s030.html
his new girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s031.html
come and see
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s032.html
reading for dummies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s033.html
at the beauty parlor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s034.html
a dedicated employee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s035.html
porn on the internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s036.html
hey!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s037.html
__________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
if a woman were president
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7073.html
are you in good hands?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7074.html
the national debt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7075.html
superman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7076.html
how the good ole boys do it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7077.html
the fly and the pitch fork
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies7078.html
Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he
called a repairman to take a look at it.
"When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.
Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me 2 hours to
finish my soup!"
______________________
12-Step Internet Recovery Program:
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper Like I used to, before the Internet.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not
with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes,
and plan Dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate
few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who
I cannot contact via the Internet.
7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs
and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear
the music on the Internet.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least
once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if
I forget to balance My checkbook because
I was too busy on the Internet.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must
go to bed sometime... And the Internet will
always be there tomorrow!
_______________
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a
creepy old castle. At the end of the tour the guide
asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit
worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark
cobwebby rooms and passages.
"Don't worry" says the guide, "I've never seen a
ghost all the time I've been here."
"How long is that?" asks the girl.
"About three hundred years."
_____________
The three bears had been having some trouble recently
and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear
were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who
he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what
he thought about living with either of his parents.
When he asked baby bear about living with his father,
baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear,
he beats me terribly." "OK," said the judge, "then
you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse
than Papa bear does." The judge was a bit confused by
this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you
have to live with someone, so is there any relatives
you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear
who lives in Chicago." "You're sure she will treat
you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear,
"the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
_____________
At their high school reunion Sarah and Esther meet up
for the first time in fifty years. Sarah begins to tell
Esther about her children, "My son is a doctor, and he's
got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer, and
they have three great kids. So tell me, Esther, how
about your kids?"
Esther replies, "Unfortunately, Morty and I don't have
any children and so we have no grandchildren either."
Sarah: "No children and no grandchildren! So tell me,
Esther, what do you do for aggravation?"
______________
BUFFALO Bill
Gym
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dss.htm
Handling Road Rage
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbjkk.htm
Home & Garden TV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/allka.htm
Hot Tub Mishap
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkjkkol.htm
______________
SYDESJOKES LIST
Bond 007
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000188.html
Bored In The Office
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000189.html
Boss Alarm
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000190.html
________________
FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Robot War
http://tinyurl.com/l66v6y
Governor of Poker
http://tinyurl.com/aubzcy
Poker Superstars III
http://tinyurl.com/oqegma
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment