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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Now that we have the extra party days out of the way, let's
see who we know that was born this month.

September
1. Gloria Estefan, Lily Tomlin
2. Terry Bradshaw, Keanu Reeves, Luis Gonzalez
3. Charlie Sheehan
4. Mike Piazza, Tom Watson
5. Jesse James, Bob Newhart
6. Jane Curtin, Swoozie Kurtz
7. Devon Sawa, Buddy Holly, Sonny Gutin
8. Peter Sellers, Patsy Cline, TC Reno
9. Adam Sandler, Hugh Grant, Michael Keaton
10. Arnold Palmer, Joyce Adams, Pat Kinnan
11. Harry Connick Jr., Brian DePalma
12. Jesse Owens, Maurice Chevalier, Samantha in Boston
13. Jacqueline Bisset, Mel Torme
14. Joey Heatherton
15. Dan Marino, Tommy Lee Jones, Oliver Stone
16. Lauren Bacall, B. B. King
17. Anne Bancroft, John Ritter
18. Scotty Bowman, Ryne Sandberg, Gayle Hangen
19. Joan Lunden, Jim Abbott, Maurice Byers
20. Sophia Loren, Dr. Joyce Brothers
21. Ricki Lake, Stephen King, Larry Hagman
22. Tommy Lasorda, Joan Jett, Ed Halterman
23. Bruce Springsteen, Jason Alexander, Ray Charles
24. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Linda McCartney, Mean Joe Greene
25. Scottie Pippen, Heather Locklear, Will Smith
26. Linda Hamilton, Oliva Newton-John
27. Mike Schmidt, Meat Loaf
28. Janeane Garofalo, Ed Sullivan
29. Bryant Gumbel, Madeline Kahn
30. Truman Capote, Angie Dickinson, Claude Rock

My sister, Nancy, is doing fine and in good spirits but still having

problems moving without help. She will thank you herself
for all the prayers and good wishes as soon as she is able
to handle a computer again.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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The girl came into the room and started to undress, when he asked,
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-- She stopped.

"Oh my goodness!" she said, incredulous, "Your cock tastes just like
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Melanie (her name) wasn't a shy girl. She must have told her friend
Suzy. I realized this the next day when a very attractive girl, with
hip clothes and trainers, approached me in the Union Bar and just
started chatting. This had NEVER happened to me before. She asked me
if I wanted to hear a new CD she'd bought, and then we were in her
room. Halfway through the second track we were naked. She'd hardly
even kissed me before her face disappeared under the duvet.

"It does!" she exclaimed suddenly. "It bloody well DOES!!"

Two weeks into University I was still a virgin. I had, however,
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words such as 'incredible', 'amazing', 'Bournville', 'Swiss' and
'Belgian' exclaimed by mops of hair beneath my bedclothes. I had
also been requested to immerse myself in a glass of milk and move
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I went to the Doctor. She didn't believe me. Nor did she try it out,
which I thought shockingly unscientific. But she did see the state I
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Okay, so I'll admit it. For the first year it was great. I could
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themselves.

But when the second year came I got really tired of it. There was a
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yearning. I tried to have conversations with girls, in the coffee
bar say, but all the time their eyes would be flicking to my crotch.
Their tongues would run over their lips, their eyes would glaze
over. I would make a hasty excuse and leave. It was about this time
I began to get really upset about it. Everyone had started calling
me Hob Nob.

When I say "everyone", it's not quite true: Some people called me
Willy Wonka.

Hey, it is NOT funny! I was a person! I was more than a sexual organ
that just happened to be flavored like confectionery. Everyone
stared at me. All the girls laughed when they saw me. I overheard
them talking about me. About it! I think I had a bit of a breakdown,
I couldn't take it. All through my third year I stayed in. I saw no
one.

I had given up on my little University world. Everyone knew
everything. Because I didn't have anything to do I studied all the
time. I got a First and went to New York, Columbia, for a Masters. I
took a deep breath of fresh air. Fantastic!

It was great! Nobody knew me! If it hadn't been for the lousy beer
it would have been perfect. I met Laurie a few months later and we
started to go out. I'd seen her around in the cafeteria on campus,
but it was only when I heard her give a paper on radical feminism
that I really noticed her. She wrote about the politics of oral sex.
She stood at the lectern in black jeans, white tee shirt, her hair
tied back severely, her little fists clenching to emphasize a point.

"Oral sex", she had concluded, "is degrading. The worship of the
phallus only serves to enforce the enslavement of women. No woman
should ever do it, and I certainly won't do it ever again. Ever.
Thank you."

She stepped down from the platform to rapturous applause from a room
mainly filled by women. I was enraptured, entranced. I had to get to
know her.

Well, eventually we got it together. Having no chocolate penis to
rely on, I had to be myself and for a long time she wasn't
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was so happy. I started to kiss her, to cover her with kisses. I
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"No!" she said.

She took me by the scruff of the neck. "Not there!"

I stopped.

"Why not?", I asked.

"I knew it", she said firmly. "I won't do it to you in return. I
won't. Not..."

"I know," I assured her. "I *want* to do it to you. But I don't want
you to do it to me, ever."

"You will", she said, "You will! I knew this would happen..."

I didn't listen to her. I knew. There was no way I'd let her even if
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face and rested my hands on the tops of her legs. I pushed them part
slightly. She resisted a little but then she opened her legs wider
and I --

I lifted my head up.

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