THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It is said, you should never go to bed mad.
Apparently that means you should stay awake
at night and plot horrible revenge.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am a little depressed this morning. Normally, about
this time of year, I start feeling a little happy. The
weather is turning and it gets better and better. It also
is getting close to "the big event". For me and many other
bikers, that is the blessing of the bikes, in Baldwin MI.
Its kind of hard to describe what it is like. Sorof a huge
big flea market bike swap where thousands of bikers hang out
for the weekend. and main street is jammed. The youngins
usually run around drinkin suds and chasin the chicks, while
the olde phartes like me just look on and smile and watch.
Then the whole shebang ends up down at the catholic church
when the priest delivers the blessing on Sunday.
Problem is, they always have the blessing on the 3rd Sunday in May.
Around here in Michigan, it is still pretty cool and
chilly and it ain't real good riding weather yet. Well,
if your young and 20 or 30, it may not bother you too much.
For a guy like me its a little different.
They hold the blessing so early you almost
spend all weekend pretty much shivering. That is why I am a
little sad ... not sure if I'll be able to go this year:(
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his
section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
"What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend
just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"
The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop
crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he
went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu,
and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table.
She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"
She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter,
got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started
sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into
it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop
her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot
blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.
He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he
exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge,
hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"
He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering
why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"
She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."
Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"
Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already... You said,
'Make a wish and blow!'"
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Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
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A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head "no."
A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
___________
There was a young lady of fashion
Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
To her lover she said,
As they climbed into bed,
"Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!"
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A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor
had prescribed testosterone for her. She was a little worried about
some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but
I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair
in places that I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal
side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."
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A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch,
telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed,"
she complained.
"I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed;
then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too."
The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full,
satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"
The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts,
points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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