THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Better to dwell in the wilderness,
than with a contentious and an angry woman.
Proverbs 21:19
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We got a lot done on the remodling project the last couple days. Dry wall is
hung. First layer of "mud" is on. Just have to hang a little trim, nail a little
half inch on the floor, and it will look pretty nice. Son's bedroom has been in that
attick for nearly all of his life. And now, at age 27 we are finally getting it
fixed up for him. About time. Beautiful skies today. A little nippy, but the
sun is just beautiful out there. I can hear the motorcycle calling. Today is
blessing of the bikes. Its in Baldwin, MI. I'm not sure if I will make it up there.
I know I am going somewhere. That's the appeal of a cycle road trip:
not sure you know where you are going or where you will end up. But as long
as the sun and the wind is there, it does not matter. There is a blue grass
fest going on over at the county fair grounds today also. Might head over there.
Not as much fun by myself tho, as the war deparment is working today.
But at least there is stuff to do. Beats sitting around the house.
Hope you have a great day also!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
wet dreams and electric blankets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c061.html
why women despise sports
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c062.html
Supertan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c063.html
inadequate insurance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c064.html
old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c065.html
age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c066.html
different
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c067.html
the works
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c068.html
Mother goose
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c069.html
Mr. Bate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
death bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5551.html
Simpsons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5552.html
Bill Clinton falls asleep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5553.html
waxing commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5554.html
funny door prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5555.html
Yiddish with Dick and Jane
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5556.html
today's lesson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5557.html
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Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side,
was at her weight-watchers meeting . "My husband insists
I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a
woman with a trim figure." she lamented to the woman next
to her."Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?"
"He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."
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This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.
Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a
par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped up first and said,
"Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hit a beautiful shot and landed
on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.
The wife stepped up, drilled her ball, causing it to hook, ricochet off a tree,
bounce off a rock and roll up onto the green - dropping into the cup.
The husband looked at this, and said, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.' "
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
she's dead."
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Why did the goat receive an F on his homework?
He and his dog ate it.
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
So he could win the No-Bell prize.
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them,
"Get out. We don't serve your type here."
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?"
"I'm upstairs douching," his wife answered.
"I told you never to talk like that!" he yelled.
"What do you want," she replied, "good grammar or good
taste?"
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BUFFALO Bill
Condom Tester
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfddr.htm
Cool Mint
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhgfg.htm
Copon The Move
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lklklk.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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