THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I do not look forward to the next couple days.
The weather man does not have good things to say for
us here in West Michigan. That is ok. I will manage.
I plan to take the bike in for its 500 mile check up.
You might be curious why a bike is getting its 500 mile
check up when it is 3 years old already. The first year,
this Honda Shadow I ride, well a lady had it and she
put no more than about 300 miles on it and then dumped
it the first season. After that she was afraid to ride
it. I bought the bike last year, the second season.
Was a good deal for me, as she had ordered the bike all
dressed out with saddle bags, sissy bar, luggage rag,
roll bars, Mustang seat, windshield, and a 4 year warranty.
All of which amounted to about 1500$ worth of extras.
The shield does have a couple scratches from where she
dumped it, but I can tolerate that.
I owned it a grand total of one month and then went into
the hospital, last year. Thus ending any riding for the year after
putting on only a few hundred miles myself. When I finaly
got it into the shop last year, I just had them do a basic
oil change and skipped the valve alignment. Didn't have the
money then. Big bikes, at 500 miles, you are supposed to
have the valves realigned. For a Honda Shadow owner like me, that
runs about 300 bux. That sounds steep enough, but I hear
like for big Harleys it can run up to a grand. They told me
I could wait until the next oil change to get valves done,
so its a good time to do it since riding will be crappy.
That is also why my bike, which is 3 years old now, has
only 2,500 miles on it. This bike will probably be the last
one I ever own. I'm sure that by the time it is shot,
I will pretty much be done riding.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
now I know
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ok children
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Mrs. Wilson
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begin by teaching
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kiss it goodby
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a little walk
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garage sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e016.html
Kispy Kreme kop
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what to do with a useless man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e018.html
redneck polo
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so much for that theory
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
your pet will love you more
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a big head
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frogs
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ohhhhhhh shitttttttttt!!!!!!!!
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Chicklet stick
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
(my thanks to Raymond for providing them!)
Cem Boyner photography
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waterfalls
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the Cairo Museum
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Isreali model
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A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a
campaign stop to his constituents.
"My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never
lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don't
always match up with what I believe."
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A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he
felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?"
he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck.
"You just stick this button in your ear and run this
little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied.
"But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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Top Ten Signs You Won't Win "American Idol"
From the Late Show with David Letterman
10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein
9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?"
8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium
7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben"
6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards
5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops"
4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets
3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag"
2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand
1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask
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A lady went to a pet shop.
"I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner.
"We don't have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said,
as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
"That's not what I'm looking for," the lady stated.
But the pet store owner refused to give up. He said, "Just think of
them as yellow canaries that aren't quite ripe yet."
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The backwards hillbilly girl walked into the drugstore to buy tampons
for the first time, after looking at shelf upon shelf of feminine
hygiene products she timidly approached the pharmacist with her
dilemma, I'm confused by all these different brands an sizes, she
confessed, don't know which ones to buy.`
I see, said the pharmacist, tell me, what's your flow like? Puzzled
the girl replied,' it's linoleum, why?
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This old couple is ready to go to sleep, so the old man lies on the
bed, but the old woman lies on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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Q. Why do women fake orgasm?
A. Because men fake foreplay!
Q. What can a bird do that a man can't?
A. Whistle through its pecker!
Q. What does PMS stand for?
A. Putting (up with) Men's Stupidity.
Q. Why don't women have men's brains?
A. Because they don't have penises to keep them in!
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BUFFALO Bill
Air Bag
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Air Bags
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Airline Food
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Jane's Realty
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Carnival Shootout
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Farm Frenzy Game
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SYDESJOKES LIST
99 Words For Boobs
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001638.html
Drinking Problem
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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