THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good
person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack
you because you are a vegetarian.
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
Fame and fortune come at a high price these days, as Susan
Boyle, Britain's got talent superstar, was beaten out
in competition by Diversity, a street dance group, on Saturday.
In the mean time, The star couple on the reality tv show,
John and Kate plus 8 is being investigated officially for
violation of child labor laws. Seems like you get up to
"the top" and there is somebody there waiting to knock you
off. Wonder what will happen with Nadia Suleman, the octuplet
mom? She is already making about 40 to 50 thousand dollars a
year for guest interviews on tv. Now it appears that she is
being offered her own television show. Wonder if the FCC will
censure her for showing a breast feeding scene?
Wonder if your's truly could get his own tv show?
Yeah, a computer/motorcycle reality tv series!
Wouldn't that be cool?
Only problem is, by the time I backed the bike out of the
shed, I would probably fart at the camera, and then the EPA
would file a lawsuit on me for air pollution.
Sigh ...I guess I shall always live in utter ignominity.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
booty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f001.html
after fire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f002.html
this text
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f003.html
what did you order
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f004.html
great idea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f005.html
stop abortions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f006.html
parking the car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f007.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Italy has talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5627.html
don't stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5628.html
pidgeons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5629.html
window washers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5630.html
gravy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5631.html
the gymnist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5632.html
Q: What's the difference between your first honeymoon
and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
Q: What happened to the boy who ditched school to go
bungee jumping?
A: He was suspended
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Johnny asks, "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?"
His mom says, "Why, a stork, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny asks, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"
His mom says, "A raven, dear."
Little Johnny then asks, "Then what kind of bird brings no babies at all?"
His mom says, "A swallow."
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I read a survey the other day. It said that the 'successful woman'
was one who made $38,500 per year.
One of the questions on the survey was, "How many times do you like to make love?"
The most popular answer was two times a day.
If you're having sex two times a day... That's two times, seven days a week,
365 days a year. That's 730 times a year!
Show me a woman having sex 730 times a year and I'll show you a woman who
makes a lot more than $38,500!
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The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman,
complete with tool chest, on the front porch. "Madam," he announced,
"I'm the piano tuner."
The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner."
The man replied, "I know you didn't, but your neighbors did."
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don't try to fool me because
I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch.
The man takes a sip, scowls and says,
"Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch.
The man takes a sip, grimaces and says,
"Bartender, I don't want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"
Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch,
The man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that's the real thing."
A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest.
He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says,
"Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one."
The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries,
"Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"
The drunk`' eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"
BUFFALO Bill
Good Lickin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kriw.htm
Anna Show
http://www.buffaloschips.com/iefj.htm
Anna's House
http://www.buffaloschips.com/5e6.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Brain Work
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001648.html
Fireworks Factory Smoking Area
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001647.html
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PAPA Thorn
Wrong way to eat squash [naughty alert]
Wild burros
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=Wild-burros
Horse racing
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=asports-Horse_Race
Hey You...
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=sign012.jpg
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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