THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin; they just can't face each other, but
still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
AP Associated press.
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – The mayor of Providence wants to slap a $150-per-semester
tax on the 25,000 full-time students at Brown University and three other
private colleges in the city, saying they use resources and should help
ease the burden on struggling taxpayers.
Mayor David Cicilline (sis-ah-LEEN-ee) said the fee would raise between
$6 million and $8 million a year for the city, which is facing a $17 million deficit.
You have to ask yourself what is wrong with a lot of politicians. Do they
just not think? or do they not have brains? Better still, lets ask another
question. why on earth did we vote for them in the first place? If we are
going to tax college students for going to school in our community, lets
start taxing high school students and junior high age students also.
Makes about as much sense.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat is having a few problems
at work. Its not going so well for him.
(thanks for the pic, Helen)
THE COMICS
blame yourself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c030.html
Independance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c031.html
big Mac attack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c032.html
airline baggage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c033.html
family planning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c034.html
hey pop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c035.html
flowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c036.html
show and tell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c037.html
a useless purchase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c038.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
glasses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5529.html
sports
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5530.html
bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5531.html
a game show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5532.html
motorcycle accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5533.html
at the spa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5535.html
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,
'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place,
my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty,
clean... it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too.
Which firm are you with?'
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A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who
had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy said, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum.
" The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.
" The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought
would end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said -
"We Greeks invented sex!"
The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women."
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The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his
pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't
you see that sign right over your head?'
'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I'm dumpin it here, cause it says:
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'
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THINGS WOMEN NEVER SAY:
You take me out way too much!!!
Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage.
Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it.
That Pamala Anderson has a lovely body.
No, no you buy me too much already.
A fake diamond will do.
My mother is a real old wench.
What Headache?
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What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day
of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
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Sherlock Holmes's sister, Ella, was a bit confused--not that she
suffered from dementia or anything--she simply was a bit "blonde."
She was always getting her two twins confused, even though they were
fraternal, not identical, and everyone else could easily tell Patricia
from Theresa. One day Sherlock's sister invited the great detective and
his assistant to a piano recital that Patsy was to give the following evening.
When she left, Sherlock's assistant said, rather bewilderedly, to Sherlock,
"I didn't know Patsy was studying the piano."
To which Holmes replied, "Ella meant Terry, my dear Watson."
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BUFFALO Bill
Two Short Of A Threesome
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agdhhs.htm
XBox
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgh.htm
Efficiency
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aghdjj.htm
Second Opinion
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ahdudhj.htm
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PAPA Thorn
LMAO!
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Arena cleanup
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DRAT!
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Homer Rock
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Just One Drink
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon
http://tinyurl.com/dff2z6
Fruit Shooting
http://tinyurl.com/pkgjd3
Echo: Secret of the Lost Cavern
http://tinyurl.com/oeupjg
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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