THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
To the world you may just be someone, but to someone you may be the world.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I just want to take a minute to remind you in case you forgot,
Tommorow is"Hug a retard" day.
So, let this serve as a warning to you.
Don't freak out, like you did last year.
they're not trying to steal your helmet.
Was looking forward to a great riding day yest.
Sun was shining bright, altho it was a bit on the
nippy side. I stopped for like 2 minutes in a parking
lot to put my jacket on, went to start the bike back
up and guess what? nadda. That bike was deader than a
door nail. Chit. No lights, won't fire up and I'm screwed.
Fortunately, I did remember to put my cell phone in the
pocket. I am prone to walk out the house and leave it on
the desk, since I never use it. Ok, I got it, who do I
call?? OF course, there are no bike dealers open on Sunday
around here. Its Sunday, son worked all night, ok, fat chance.
War department at work, there is another scratch. Oldest
Daughter! Ya, she always comes over after church to do laundry
and fortunately for me, I was only a few miles from home.
Daughter to the rescue. OK, I get home, but I really didn't
want to leave the bike where it was. Finaly, after a few calls,
I did manage to find a tow truck co. that had a flat bed that
said they could tow it. Currently, as of 7am, the bike sits at
the Honda dealer waiting for the doors to open.
Sigh. life sucks sometimes
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
lunch may not be as good a choice as he thot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d001.html
away on vacation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d002.html
doggie kisses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d003.html
We've always told Cynthia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d004.html
For your information
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d005.html
your first?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d006.html
doggie style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d007.html
the chef's special
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d008.html
arithmetic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Independance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5558.html
pussy cats on the prowl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5559.html
body hair and wax removal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5560.html
kitty treadmill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5561.html
ballgirl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5562.html
no Asians
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5563.html
basketball champ
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5564.html
A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his friend
tellshim that he'll take him to a girl who will teach him a few
things. He agrees.
Later that week, he's in a motel room with the girl.
She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I
want?" He says, quite honestly, "No."
She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.
Again, he answers "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs
all the way; we're talking spread-eagle.
She asks, "Now do you know what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole damn bed to yourself.
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A lady said to her friend, "My birthday is coming up and when people
ask me what I want, I can't think anything."
Her friend said, "I love giving homemade gifts.
Which one of my children would you like?"
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab
So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There
No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best
I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs
I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer!
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The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier
than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her
Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Archibald Carpley.
The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for her infidelity.
With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he had taken her from a
miserable existence on a local run-down farm, given her a fine home,
provided her with servants, expensive clothes and jewels,
and almost anything she desired. By this time the woman was crying
inconsolably, his Lordship then turned his wrath on his supposed friend:
"And as for you Archie -- you might at least stop while I'm talking!"
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One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea,
I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter
looked kind of harassed.
After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs.
Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully,
"Oh, whatever is easiest for you."
With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my
plate and handed it back to me.
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BUFFALO Bill
Porsche
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aoiei.htm
Naive
http://www.buffaloschips.com/a4ikd.htm
12 Items or less
http://www.buffaloschips.com/a39e.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened
http://tinyurl.com/qbon3h
20 Foot Backflip
http://tinyurl.com/c6rg8u
Warlords Fighting Game
http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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