THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Good afternoon postman fans!
Shake hands with a veteran today!
Sorry, today's issue is a little brief.
Guests for lunch. BBQ, and etc require
my attention, have a great day!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
just remember
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antidepressant
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eharmony goes wrong
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credit cards
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fast food
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what's this?
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dirty old man
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIE
Britain's got talent
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close up
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Kingsford the pig
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff
several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery
as to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several
monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the
ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that
the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With trembling
voice, he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often
they changed the rope.
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
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Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. The
family trooped out to the driveway, and climbed into the car,
where he was about to take them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately headed for the back seat, directly behind the
newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all
those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me
how to drive," said the beaming boy to the ol' man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all
these years."
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A man was very sad because he had lost one of his arms and he wanted to do
alot of things that took two arms.
One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide. He got
on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on the sidewalk
below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and
noticed this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself,
I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms,
skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was
to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly, useless and was
going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he now
knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could do it with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
The arm-less man replies, "I'm NOT happy; my behind itches!"
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Q:How can you tell if your girlfriend really enjoys the way you perform
oral sex on her?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time she sees you yawn.
Q: What did the worm say to the caterpillar?
A: "Who did you have to screw to get the fur coat?"
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: One set to bitch at you with, the other to apologize with.
Q: Why is giving a BJ a win-lose situation for the recipient?
A: He may have you on your knees, but you have him by the balls!
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BUFFALO Bill
Funny Hidden Camera Video
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Girl On Bike
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Giving Change
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PAPA Thorn
Drink & Drive
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Spearfish sports
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Tender moment
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They Shake Me
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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