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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Three years ago last Tuesday, Lynn Pichla passed away. Lynn
had been a major contributor and such a part of the Chips for
the preceding 8 years that many thought we were married even
though we never met. It seems only right during this week of
Remembrance that I mention Lynn. True there are many who have
left us that I still mourn and I don't want to forget any of them.
We
all have those that helped shape our lives and the lives of others
around us, be they family or friends. I could have uncluttered my
life by
removing all of the bits and pieces but when it comes to memories
I am like a packrat. I have kept most of the email I have sent on
the
computer and wandering through my sent files is like being in
space surrounded by black holes. I go in there looking for something
and a memory grabs me and sucks me in and I can be lost for
minutes or hours and events of 5 years ago are like those that
happened
a minute ago. That is how I knew the date of Lynn's passing was
approaching as I hit on the many letters and pages I receiver
honoring
her memory. She touched a lot of people and gave them a place to
share their poetry and artwork.
Anyhow here's to memories, I hope time never takes mine away
and perhaps someday in another existence I will see Lynn and all
of those who passed again.
Enjoy the chips...... buffalo
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Little Johnny went to his first school dance. He didn't know if he
would ever get up the nerve to ask a girl out to dance.
As the night went on everybody was dancing except Little Johnny. He
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Lincoln and Obama are very much alike:
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Short Chips
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"It's rather embarrassing,
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His best friend was cheating with his wife and when
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Erotic Correction
Sally Jo taught erotic correction.
She told her student to get an erection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it north, move it south
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Her instructions were very explicit,
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"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket,
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I'll put on some feathers,
and laces and leathers,
and wiggle my ass while you spank it."
"Now that your fingers are stinky,
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Bring in some goats and a sheik.
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"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin',
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Parting Chips
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In West Virginia two good ole boys were sitting around talking one
afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first guy says to the
second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make
love to your wife while you was off huntin, and she got pregnant and
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Bonus Chip
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A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl's camp on Wonder
Lake.
She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her
work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan "au
natural", since this was private property. Suddenly, she heard male
voices! She jumped up, stood in a crouch, and covered her bosom with
crossed arms. Two young men approached her, asking "Which way is it
to
the boy's camp on Wonder Lake?" She said, "Oh, I know you guys, you
just
want me to point, so you can see my titties!"
"No, no," they said, "we just want to know what direction we
must
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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