THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the
established authorities are wrong.
Voltaire
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
An economic crisis has caused many large corperations
to consider marketing alternatives. For example, Lays
potato chips has always been known for its slogan
"No one can eat just one." However, the famous potato
chip producer is coming out with a new chip "semen flavor" -
they will be marketed as a "diet chip" -
98% of women will spit them out!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
It's ok
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best friend
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career counseling
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thanks miss
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get up and go
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stiff in the back
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umpire farted
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a barn burner
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fast food drive thru song
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finding definitions with google
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its good to be you
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A man calling refrigerator repair service: "My refrigerator isn't working!"
"What kind is it?"
"It's a small one."
"Electric, gas or propane?"
"Propane."
"Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a service call,
just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to
clear. Then put it back and all should be well"
Second call, a few minutes later: "The least you could have done is to tell
me to empty the fridge first!"
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A guy is telling his friend about the concert he went to last night.
"It was just fantastic! Mozart, Scarlotti, Beethoven, Scott Joplin, even
Janis Joplin! He made it all live! Beautiful."
"Wow! What instrument does he play?"
"Uh, well, the windbreaker. He passes gas."
"You mean he goes up there on stage and cuts the cheese? And people pay to hear it?"
"Well, yeah, it sounds strange. But with a real musician, it doesn't matter
what instrument he plays. He's got music inside him. Whatever he's playing, it'll show."
"You mean?"
"Yeah. His soul is greater than the hum of his farts."
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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted
all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the
doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday and Sunday," she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesdays and Sundays.
"I can't," says the woman. "Those's are the only times I'm with my
husband."
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A guy nearing the end of his senior year in high school unfortunately
still has to share a room with his brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is
already on the lower bunk. So he and his girlfriend climbed into the
top bunk. As you expected, things began to heat up. The guy remembers
that his brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to
whisper, "Lettuce" if she wants it harder, and "Tomato" if she wants a
new position. She screams, "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce!
Whoa!!! Pull It Out Now! I Can't Get Pregnant!" Then the little
brother shouts, "Hey, would you two guys stop making sandwiches up
there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
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A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "What
are you doing, wearing a football jersey?" She replied, "Why, I bought
it and own it, why shouldn't I wear it?" He said, "You're not supposed
to wear it unless you've made the team." "Oh," she replied sweetly,
"Who did I miss?"
BUFFALO Bill
Ajax Condoms
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Alaska State Quarter
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Alcoholic
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Angela Young's Dream Adventure
http://tinyurl.com/qrpuss
Scary Museum Prank
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Mahjongg Artifacts Game
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Emergency Relief
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Big Balls Airline
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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