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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend as much as we did.
The temperature stayed in the sixties all weekend and sunny,
perfect for venturing outside and getting things done. My old
91 Jimmy went to the scrap yard last weekend after having
parts removed to restore a few vehicles. I had a chance to
retrieve a few tools and other items that were left behind before
it went down the road. I hated to see it go but it was so rusty
that none of the doors aligned properly anymore and I was
worried about getting stopped. " Undo the bungee cords and
step out of your vehicle." heh heh. People in places like California
won't understand what I am saying but those in the land of snow
and salt do. Rust is a cancer that starts the first time a car
comes in contact with water and salt and no amount of undercoating,
galvanized metal, or fancy paints can stop it just slow it down.
Yesterday was a good party at Nancy's house, with great food and
the company of friends and family and will be repeated today as
there is a graduation party at Nancy's for Frankie's girlfriend
although it may have to happen inside as the weather today is
much cooler and rain is looming on the radar. That means that the
mosquitoes will be out in full force today as they don't seem to
like
the sunlight.
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Rita Garcia has fessed up after bragging to friends about how she
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Okay, I admit I'm not very good at oral sex. But my wife doesn't
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A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the
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