THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you
can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Hope you have a wonderful day and weekend!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
artificial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e040.html
three months behind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e041.html
CNN live
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e042.html
fixin it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e043.html
mom come quick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e044.html
kitchens
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e045.html
AARP
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e046.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
BBC on Iraq
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5617.html
Jimmy Kimmel blooper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5618.html
the taxidermist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5619.html
what mates do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5620.html
whats your fantasy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5621.html
The blonde was recovering after having given birth. She asked for
ice. The nurse provided it, then watched as the blonde placed the ice
between her breasts.
"What are you doing that for?"
"That's to keep the milk fresh."
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One of the girls just walked into my office and began looking at the
pictures of my children. "These are all of them when they were young,"
she said. "Why don't you get some recent pictures of them?"
"Because," I said, "I use these pictures to remind me of when they were
little and sweet. That way, when I go home I don't kill the little bastards."
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A gnome is riding a bus when a brunette steps on him.
The first time this happens, he decides not to say anything because
it's been a good day for him. However, once again the brunette steps on him,
so he turns to her and says, "Hey you blondie, watch where you're going."
The brunette looks down and says, "I am not a blonde, I'm a brunette!"
To which the gnome replies, "Not from where I'm standing, you're not!"
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Last time Bill was in the hospital, he really enjoyed himself:
Patting the bottoms of the pretty nurses, offering to show them his
circumcision scar, and the like. One nurse finally had all she could
stand of his crude behavior and said, "A pervert like you should be
living in a whore house!"
Bill grinned at her and said, "Well, it WOULD be cheaper than here,
but I can't get my insurance to pay for it."
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The other day, I got pulled over by the police because my car didn't
have any hubcaps on the tires. I said, "What's the charge officer?"
He said, "It's Indecent Exposure."
I exclaimed, "Indecent exposure?"
He said, "Yes! You can't just ride around with your Nuts showing!"
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A blonde named Mary was walking down the street and she saw a sign on
a fabric store window that said 'FELT FOR $.25'.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, 'Ha, ha, ha, ha...', because she
knew that she could get felt for free.
SYDES JOKES LIST
Enjoy Coca-cola
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001643.html
Big Mouth
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001644.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Monkey Money
http://tinyurl.com/pak8h8
Darkness Reborn RPG
http://tinyurl.com/dxys9n
Lone Tank
http://tinyurl.com/qdetfj
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BUFFALO Bill
Gun Control Witness
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gbvcvf.htm
Gunslinger
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdsdfe.htm
Half Time Show
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gvbfdf.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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