THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We have been discussing the conspiracies surrounding the bathroom
floor rug and toilet seat cover. Dejan, from our internation readers
community, writes in to tell us he has found the perfect solution to
the problem in the bathroom...
Dejan says
Finally, I think that I have nice solution for our toilet problems.
See attached photo. I know, maybe it is not perfect one, but NO RUGS,
NO SEAT COVERS, NO BAD ODORS!!! Also, view is certainly much better
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
In a special news conference yesterday, Government
motors announced its new concept car...
The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the
2010 Obama ...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has
three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to
help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still
on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
one more time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b030.html
be careful what you wish for
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b031.html
don't be silly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b032.html
crime watch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b033.html
counseling won't work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b034.html
shit creek
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pussy
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how good was it
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
beer commercial
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microsoft ad
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IKEA
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glasses
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sweet fish
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Smart Americans
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A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when
the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present
instead of making you and Dad shop for me."
The daughter nods in agreement.
"And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor,
dumb creature has to suffer so that you can have this."
"Don't worry, honey," says the mother. "Your father
won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."
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Top Ten Reasons why President Hussein Obama delayed the
use of deadly force against the Somali pirates holding
Capt. Richard Phillips.
10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012.
9. One looked like a former neighbor.
8. All were carrying DNC cards.
7. When White House staffers identified them as "Pirates,"
BO thought they were from Pittsburgh.
6. Two of the four were registered with "ACORN".
5. Didn't want to support the use of firearms for prot-
ection, thus backing the stance of the 'NRA'.
4. Wanted positive confirmation that they were in fact,
not members of the Rainbow Coalition.
3. The Tele-prompter was broken and he had nothing to say.
2. No photo-op existed.
1. They may be relatives.
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A New Yorker was flying to Los Angeles and when the airliner reached
Arizona the announcement was made that they were now passing over the Grand Canyon.
He looked down for a few seconds and then went back to his magazine.
The stewardess said, "You don't seem too impressed."
The New Yorker said, "You've seen one pothole, you've seen them all!"
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In the backwoods of Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-
gliding. Ol' John decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He
takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the
top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and
reaches the edge and into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw & Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing,
talkin 'bout the good ol' days when maw spots the biggest bird
she has ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up, "Git my gun, Maw."
Maw runs into the house, brings out his pump action shotgun.
He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG!
The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' John!"
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* A husband said to his wife,
"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law
better than I like mine."
* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have
whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets
double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK,
give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
* The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say
he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in
the microwave.
* Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
* How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way
to get your laundry done.
* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
BUFFALO BILL
How to
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In Heaven
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41046.htm
Raise
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Warlords Fighting Game
http://tinyurl.com/cd8ulm
Mercenary Camp
http://tinyurl.com/d4g85y
Octopus Eats Self
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SYDESJOKES LIST
The Stink Finger Game
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001596.html
Skiing Pensioner
http://www.sydesjokes.com/link2/link001597.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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