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Spring is here, the grass is growing, the animals are back in the
pasture and thoughts turn to the redneck sport of Cow Tipping
Cow tipping: the udder truth
Arthur Black For the Parksville Qualicum Beach News(Black Press) -
There have been some classic urban legends in my time - the choking
Doberman, the cement-filled Cadillac, the exploding toilet, the
char- broiled scuba diver found in the ashes of a forest fire - but
none have been quite as hardy or long- lived as the cow tipping
urban legend.
More of a rural legend, actually, but as robust a yarn as any city
slicker ever dreamed up. Urban - and rural - legends all share three
characteristics.
Number one: they stretch the bounds of credulity completely out of
shape. Number two: they are spectacularly funny and/or horrific.
Number three: the teller of the legend always vouches for its
veracity - but second hand. It happened to their cousin, or their
landlord or the best friend of their good buddy down at the plant.
Oh, and one other thing they share: urban/rural legends are
invariably bogus. Never happened, anywhere, anytime. This, despite
the eagerness of believers to swear on a stack of People magazines
that the stories are absolutely, 100 per cent, swear-to-God true.
So it has always been with cow tipping.
I first got wind of the alleged practice while having a beer with a
couple of alumni from the Ontario Agricultural College in Guelph,
Ontario many years ago. They assured me that certain college
colleagues of theirs (not themselves, you notice) occasionally got
tanked up at a tavern, then drove out in the country looking for a
little action.
When they spied a herd of unsuspecting Holsteins they would get out
of the car, crawl over the fence, tip toe up to the nearest sleeping
bovine, gather on one side of her, deftly flip the beast over and
run triumphantly back to the car.
There are a number of unlikely aspects to this story. For one thing,
Messrs Molson and Labatt could not supply enough beer to invest
tackling a cow on its side with any significant entertainment value.
Secondly, it would be darn hard to even locate a herd of cows deep
in the country in the middle of the night.Unless you used
flashlights, in which case you could expect a reception featuring
barking farm dogs, stampeding cattle and irate farmers toting
12-gauges loaded with rock salt.
And then there are the cows.
Contrary to popular belief, cows do not sleep standing up.They doze
but they don't sleep.
Also contrary to popular belief, cows are not always docile, placid
followers of Gandhi.I used to work in the Ontario Public Stockyards
and I still have scars on my legs where various Holsteins and
Herefords registered their displeasure with swift and vicious kicks.
And oh, yeah - cows are also ... heavy.
A decent-sized Holstein can easily tip the scales over the one-ton
mark.Imagine yourself and a couple of drunken buddies going up to a
full-size Buick and flipping it on its side.
Got that?
Now imagine it as a cowhide-covered, cranky full-size Buick with
four sharp hooves and a pair of horns. The pointy kind, not the
honky kind.
But don't take my word for it. Check out the work of Margo Lillie,
doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia. She and
student Tracy Boechler actually produced a laboratory recreation of
a hypothetical cow tip.
They concluded that theoretically a cow 1.45 metres high, if pushed
at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to ground level would require
2,910 Newtons of force in order to be displaced from the vertical to
the horizontal.
Translated into English, it would take five trained athletes in peak
physical condition to tip a cow under ideal conditions - i.e. having
said cow consume a bushel of Quaaludes washed down by a couple of
two-fours to render Bossie sufficiently catatonic not to realize or
react to what was happening to her.
"I have personally heard of people trying but failing," notes
Boechler, "because they are either using too few people or being too
loud."
"Most of these 'athletes'," adds Boechler unnecessarily, "are
intoxicated.
So. Reality check time.
Cow tipping: fact or fiction?
Could a gaggle of giggling tanked-up frat boys flip a cow on its
side?
Sure, it's possible.
Absolutely.
When pigs fly.
More on this subject tomorrow.
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Katie: Well yes, I give out free popcorn, overly salted of course
that
makes the crowd thirsty. Then I sell them water at 1.50 a bottle.
Then they get hungry and I sell them pizza slices at 2.50 a slice.
It is
quite a racket.
BJ: Need me to help..
Katie: I can only pay you minimum wage. You must pay me for the
uniform.
BJ: Uniform?
Katie: Yes, KSR industries. (Katie, Sandi, Rudy)
BJ: I think I will sit this one out.
Katie: Okay father, more money for me.
BJ: My little greedy dog.
The herd in Guthrie
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